FUCK BB, FUCK ENDEMOL, FUCK JOAN RIVERS, FUCK DERMOT, FUCK HITLEr

[CaptainWacky]

So Joan Rivers is the hijacker today...and they have her do nominations. Not the housemates, SHE decides who's up. Some old woman who admits she's never watched the show gets to decide who's up after being in the house fro three hours.

AND SHE PICKS EMILIA, JEREMY AND LIAM (along with Victor already up due to a previous contrived twist)

FUCK SHIT FUCK

The two best housemates and the two comedy geniuses!

And you just KNOW it'll be a double eviction.

THEY'LL FUCKING EVICT MY EMILIA BECASUE SHE'S A GIRL AND SEH'S PRETTY AND SHE CAN BEND, THE BASTARDS.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

I hope Liam is booed.

 

[curiousa2z]

I think her choices should be disqualified on the grounds that she died ages ago but she's so full of silicon they can't get the corpse to stay flat in the coffin!

 

[Cassie]

Joan Rivers is a desperate old bag. I HOP ESHE CHOKES ON A CHICKEN BONE.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Why do they insist on constantly ruining their own show and pissing off their audience?

 

[CaptainWacky]

If it's a double then one of the Jeremy/Emilia/Victor triad will go...hopefully it's just a single (hasn't been announced yet) and Liam will go...PROBABLY NOT THOUGH.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Clearly they don't consult the Mine Field enough.

 

[CaptainWacky]

It's confirmed as a show-ruining double.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

*hugs*

 

[CaptainWacky]

All the polls say Liam and Victor...the lesser (two) of four evils, I suppose.

 

[Grammour Boy]

I concur. "Fuck Endemol!"

 

[CaptainWacky]

sure you do

 

[CaptainWacky]

It was Liam and Victor.

 

[Mentalist]

Emilia was absolutely smokin' hot.

 

[CaptainWacky]

And she wasn't a psycho slut like Noirin either. I really enjoyed her and Jeremy's friendship/flirtation and I'm usually bored shitless by BB romances.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I forgive you, Joan Rivers.

I don't forgive myself for using the word "slut" though.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

One day I'd love to find all the episodes of Hijack and see it from start to finish. It was on E4 or something, wasn't it? I only got to see a few youtube clips at the time.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Yeah, E4. The whole thing seems to have been posted on YouTube now: https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=big+brother+celebrity+hijack