Fuck the Vote.

[Harry Balzac]

Fuck the election, fuck the candidates, fuck the polls. Fuck them with rabid pitbulls.

 

[Loktar]

That doesn't seem safe or prudent.

 

[Dirk Funk]

Kinda painful too.

 

[The Dork Lord]

Just like this sad excuse for an "election".

 

[Dirk Funk]

Just like this sad excuse for an "election".

Then why are you campaigning at all?

 

[The Dork Lord]

To make sure a paper champion newb right wing asswipe like yourself doesn't get voted in?

 

[Mirah]

Nice welcoming party *cough* SuN *cough* who is the hypocrit now?

 

[Dirk Funk]

To make sure a paper champion newb right wing asswipe like yourself doesn't get voted in?

I love you too, Pickle.

 

[Mirah]

Awww How Sweet!!!

 

[Loktar]

To make sure a paper champion newb right wing asswipe like yourself doesn't get voted in?

But you'd rather vote for a clueless Hellmanite jackdancer?

 

[The Dork Lord]

I love you too, Pickle.

Hey, don't get me wrong Dirk. I have nothing against you. personally.

In fact, I don't know you AT ALL. That's my main complaint.

I personally don't believe you've been here long enough to be Badlands Mod.

I might think you're the greatest thing since sliced bread in a few months, who knows?

But as of right now, no. You're not ready.

 

[The Dork Lord]

But you'd rather vote for a clueless Hellmanite jackdancer?

Elrod and Failcunt both have been here a lot longer.

I'm not about to bow down to some right wing nooblette just because LC tells me to.

 

[Dirk Funk]

Hey, don't get me wrong Dirk. I have nothing against you. personally.

In fact, I don't know you AT ALL. That's my main complaint.

I personally don't believe you've been here long enough to be Badlands Mod.

I might think you're the greatest thing since sliced bread in a few months, who knows?

But as of right now, no. You're not ready.

Then don't vote for me. Simple as that.

 

[Dirk Funk]

The Dork Lord: Did I make myself a PORN STAR to get her elected? No I did not.

That was uncalled for.

 

[The Dork Lord]

Yeah, except it doesn't matter HOW I vote unless I can convince others.

Not with Love Child's 9 votes.

 

[Loktar]

Elrod and Failcunt both have been here a lot longer.

I'm not about to bow down to some right wing nooblette just because LC tells me to.

Yeah well you're acting like a jerk. I think I like Dirk alot more than you right now.

 

[Mirah]

Have I nominated Yub yet? How about Yub?

 

[The Dork Lord]

Yub's been nominated.

If you were backing Yub, I'd have no problem.

 

[The Dork Lord]

Yeah well you're acting like a jerk. I think I like Dirk alot more than you right now.

You have no backbone. Never have.

Does it really matter who you like?

 

[Loktar]

You have no backbone. Never have.

Does it really matter who you like?

I have a backbone or else I would have said "ooh yeah I'll vote for whoever Pickle endorses. Mmmm...mmm....suck my cock harder Pickle!"

Dirk has proven himself to be a valueable contribution to TK in the short time he has been here. Can you honestly say the same about Elrod and failcunt even though they have been here longer?"

The fact that I am endorsing the same candidate(s) as Love Child is mere coincidence and quite frankly I am offended by any insinuation otherwise.