Fuckface Von Clownstick

[Conchaga]

Gotta love it when a comedian trolls a business magnate up and down the field. National television, the internet, political career, business career, all trolled in one 15 second swipe, and Mr. Von Clownstick loses his shit.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Jon Stewart makes me happy in ways no Thai twink prostie ever could.

Donald the Fuckface's big, bigoted mouth makes him such an easy mark. But no one finishes the job quite like Stewart.

I LOVE YOU JOHNNY LEIBOWITZ!

 

[Conchaga]

Colbert does a bang-up job, too. I'm still in awe of his Bush roast at the correspondents' dinner all those years ago. These fine gentlemen have platinum-plated, sand-dragging, brass balls. Stewart has cost three Faux News reporters their jobs, bent CNN over the desk and violated them without lube, and consistently trounced politicians in both parties. Colbert is the master of irony and troll exraordinaire. Too bad you need to be on a waiting list for a year to get tickets to their shows.

 

[jack]

^that.

Still that was one of Stewart's best riffs.