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Fucking Hollywood

Tisiphone

Elitist Redheaded Trollop
So, I'm leaving the theaters yesterday after finally seeing POTC 2, and what poster do I see on my way out?

"Coming Soon: The Wicker Man. Starring Nicholas Cage."

Motherfuckers!!!!!!!!!!!!!! They just can't leave good movies, such as the brilliance of the originial Wicker Man, alone. Pisses me off.
 
Whats the betting he kicks his way out of the wicker man at the end, kills the bad guys, and rides off with the hot chick on a harley?
 
^That's what I was thinking. I wonder if they'll even keep in the singing part. Ugh. I'm just disgusted.
 
The naked girl banging her fist against the wall while masturbating?

Somehow I cant see that being in a mainstream hollywood film.
 
whisky said:
The naked girl banging her fist against the wall while masturbating?

Somehow I cant see that being in a mainstream hollywood film.

I believe that part is played by Leelee Sobieski. The character of Honey. And Ellen Burstyn is playing Sister Summerlee, or whatever her name is. Um, hello...that was a much younger female. Well, certainly younger than Ellen Burstyn is.
 
Tisiphone said:
So, I'm leaving the theaters yesterday after finally seeing POTC 2, and what poster do I see on my way out?

"Coming Soon: The Wicker Man. Starring Nicholas Cage."

Motherfuckers!!!!!!!!!!!!!! They just can't leave good movies, such as the brilliance of the originial Wicker Man, alone. Pisses me off.

Absolutely. There's no way that movie needed to be remade. There is a trend that has now been ongoing for the last 3-5 years in Hollywood of remaking movies for no reason, and making them worse than the original.
 
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