Fucking jerk asshole

[Dual]

One of my pushy acquaintances who happens to be a deeply psychotic, hygienically disgusting furry, shows up at about noon pounding on my door and trying to force his way in. My housemate and I, creeped out, decided to get away by driving out the back and going to Starbucks. We drove around for a few hours and at one point saw he was going through my mail and opening my packages. After a few hours, we went back in to try to get our shoes, and he tried to pull a false retreat to trick us into opening the door. We left again, still creeped out, and later that night, when he was gone, I was locking the door... only to discover that fucking cocksucker broke the lock! Needless to say, I was and am very pissed off. I called his parole officer, psychiatrist, brother, etc to bitch about him, I'm going to try to get him locked up for being a psychopath. Fucking asshole.

 

[Love Child]

I just can't get past the part about him being a disgusting furry. A hygenically disgusting furry at that. Not just a normal disgusting fury. Thats some funny stuff right there.

 

[Love Child]

Sorry for your um troubles Dual.

 

[Yub]

Buy a taser gun or pepper spray. Have housemate open door wide on count of three. Apply spray or taser liberally. Close and lock door. Repeat as necessary.

 

[Dr Dave]

Why did you not call the cops?

 

[Dual]

I feel bad for him. I've read his diary (everybody's a six foot tall anthromorphic animal of course) and his mind works in all sorts of pathetic fucked up ways. When he was 11, he saw his father kill his mother. When he was 18, his uncle beat him to the point of taking his eye out. I learned this by reading a disgustingly graphic passage wherein his uncle beats poor "Ente" so badly that he can't see from one eye, touches his face only to realise that his "beautiful white fur" is caked in blood, and looks down to see his eye ripped out on the ground. Guess his seven tails weren't wagging at that point.

 

[Yub]

And I thought I was screwed up. That kid needs a head bleaching, amnesia would probably be a good thing for him.

 

[SuN]

 

[Conchaga]

Two words: Restraining order.

 

[Toodles]

Just remember a quick kick to the groin will stop any dude!

 

[Kitty]

Guess his seven tails weren't wagging at that point.

lol

Next time he breaks your door and opens your mail, play uncle with his other eye.

 

[SuN]

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[SuN]

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