Fun ways to troll people on an elevator

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Stand silent and motionless facing the corner and don't get off.

 

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MEOW occasionally.

 

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Stare at another passenger, then say in a hushed tone "You're one of THEM" and back away slowly.

 

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Say "DING" at each floor.

 

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Make loud explosion noises when someone presses any button.

 

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If there's only one other person in the elevator with you, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

 

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Drop a pen. When someone else goes to pick it up scream "THAT'S MINE" loudly.

 

[Sarek]

Fart and blame jack.

 

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stfu Sarek

 

[Sarek]

How original.

 

[Starship Coyote]

Beat up a midget. Others may join in.

 

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How original.

stfu Sarek

 

[NeonMercuryASH]

Say, " I hope the fire on the seventh floor doesn't spread down."

 

[Mirah]

Do elevators even exist anymore?

 

[NeonMercuryASH]

Yes, they do.

 

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