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Gagh, Will you have my babies?

Why?
That is a really mean thing to say.
Even if they were hideous I am sure we would love them just the same.
 
Hideous only in that Gagh bares a striking resemblance to Udo Kier in Andy Warhol's Dracula.
 
Awww you are adorable! Actually, I really was not paying attention to what Day said. When I go home I will look it up then I will know what he was talking about.

If you are a wampire, will you suck the blood out of my body?
 
Chris is not a bad looking fellow but he has shit for brains. It's a real toss up as far as your children are concerned, nice looking but dumb as a box of hair.

Good luck with that though. ;)
 
An IQ 147 and a First in a Science degree does not equate to shit for brains, Laura. If that were the fact, that this would make your own brains stagnating baboon phlegm.


One word of caution, Mirah: I do not flirt or cyber online. I find it fundamentally impossible to connect with anyone on that level over the Internet. I have always kept my life separate from what goes on online.
 
My IQ is just 3 measley digits short of yours, 144 here. I also tested in the top 80% for MENSA.

Eat me Chris. :smooch:
 
No thanks. Why would I even want to consider where several battallions of men have been.
 
Because I feel like I was taken seriuosly, as always. And then if I retract my statement and say "well geez I was only kidding" then it will look like I am just trying to save face-which I am, but anyways, Gagh, Will you Have My Babies? I mean-Can I have yours?
 
Because I feel like I was taken seriuosly, as always. And then if I retract my statement and say "well geez I was only kidding" then it will look like I am just trying to save face-which I am, but anyways, Gagh, Will you Have My Babies? I mean-Can I have yours?

Yeah I knew your reply wasn't serious but mine was. Except maybe that part in parentheses.

Also: I wish I had your problem. I'm hardly ever taken seriously. Maybe its because I joke around too much and then when I try to be serious people are like Your kidding, right? And I'm like No and they're like Oh.
 
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