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[CaptainWacky]

Take THAT, science!

 

[Cassie]

And the royals ain't even that posh!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

BAT BOY APPROVES OF THIS STORY!

 

[Dershocka]

So all that other ghost footage, and pictures were bullshit?

The Royal aren't that posh? Compared to who? I have to know!

Ugo dead at 44? Who's Ugo?

And it's cheaper than the Sun??

Do you think the person who captured the authentic ghost footage knows about the clones of George Bush who are plotting the demise of mankind? Are those clones more posh than the Royals?

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

Ugo dead at 44? Who's Ugo?

I think he was the former ad provider at TrekBBS.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I wonder if it's related to this.

 

[Cassie]

The experts are baffled!

 

[CaptainWacky]

How do you get to be an expet on black-eyed child ghosts?

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Looks like the ghost of Harry Hill.

 

[Dershocka]

Is there a sudden influx of Black eyed ghost children refugees from the beyond coming to Europe? Will England be seeking to deport to these black eyed ghost kids back to the afterlife? Did I spell influx correctly?

 

[Dershocka]

How do you get to be an expet on black-eyed child ghosts?

You smoke weed with Haley Joel Osmet.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Looks like the ghost of Harry Hill.

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