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Good morning, Tea Room.

I don't think thats possible. I'm already standing. And haven't learned to levitate yet. I skipped that class at the Jedi Academy.
 
I don't recognize your authority. Prepare to be overthrown.
From what? I'm at large.

You may keep the throne warm, while I move amongst the people, noting their moods and motives, getting the vibe; keeping in touch, a la Henry V.

Just remember when a King returns, he does so with whatever tools are necessary to pry any would-be pretenders from his favorite chair.
 
From what? I'm at large.

You may keep the throne warm, while I move amongst the people, noting their moods and motives, getting the vibe; keeping in touch, a la Henry V.

Just remember when a King returns, he does so with whatever tools are necessary to pry any would-be pretenders from his favorite chair.

Bah!

*lights the throne on fire*
 
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