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Good Morning TK Badlands

Good morning, guys! What was the first thoughts you had after waking up today?
Mine were (translated, obviously) "Shit. Too early. Cold. Shit. I don't want to. I need tea."
 
Good morning to all of you. :D

My first thoughts were "coffee" and "hit the bowl this morning, stupid"
 
Good morning, guys! What was the first thoughts you had after waking up today?
Mine were (translated, obviously) "Shit. Too early. Cold. Shit. I don't want to. I need tea."

Firtst thought: Need more sleep,don't want to get up and how long can I hold my pee in before it becomes really really urgent?
 
Good morning (again). This time, my first thought was "noooo", followed by "noooo" and a very heartfelt, almost embarrassingly whiny "nooooo". After that, the light from outside hit me and I think I passed out for a while.
 
Good morning! Chirp chirp chirp. I'mn a happy camper this morning. Bought a new tumbling composter yesterday, and can finish staking the tomatoes properly. I'm planning on spending the day in the garden unless my on call thingie starts flashing.
 
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Oh you're just trying to deflect from the truth now that you spilled the beans... oh, which reminds me...
 
You guys are staking your tomatoes? Whatever have those poor things done to you to merit that?

Damn tomatoes keep flashing me their tomatoes and their sexy butt. And the sexy, flirty winking...oh my! Great...now the corn is unhusking itself....gotta go.
 
First thought of the afternoon: Damn I overslept and I have to put up the pork roast after lunch before I check my messageboards.
 
Good morning (again). This time, my first thought was "noooo", followed by "noooo" and a very heartfelt, almost embarrassingly whiny "nooooo". After that, the light from outside hit me and I think I passed out for a while.

This morning I said, "Yes Yes" and "Okay" and "Yes!"

It was all very worth it
 
This morning I cried. My mom is really bumming me out. Talking about how she has a bad heart, liver, kidney, legs, etc. And how she's worried me and my brother aren't going to get settled with jobs and an apartment before she dies. Her fears may be true but still its depressing the hell out of me.
 
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