Govan

[CaptainWacky]

Another dickhead. Has never had a relationship. I WONDER WHY.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

I don't think "volunteering" really counts as an occupation, since, y'know... it's volunteering.

 

[Mentalist]

I thought he seemed OK.

 

[CaptainWacky]

He doesn't seem that bad on the live feed.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I predict a double suicide pact with the Minnie Driver chimera.

I'd like to see the big dick before he's evicted, though.

BTW, "Volunteer" = still lives with parents.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I haven't warmed to him.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I suppose I should like him because he made a Buffy reference?

 

[The Tomtrek]

YEeaahhh, but, I mean... he did it badly! It was a horse, not a cat!

 

[CaptainWacky]

And he could have added "Dawn killed Miss Kitty with a crossbow and Michelle Trachtenberg is physically perfect!" So a bit of a missed opportunity then.

 

[The Tomtrek]

I hate him for that, yes.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, claims to be straight, huh?!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Maybe he is?

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Nah.

 

[Mentalist]

Hasn't done much so far.

 

[CaptainWacky]

He upset Sunshine today.

 

[The Tomtrek]

Yes. I really don't like him at the moment, he's a bit of a cock.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

How much? 2.9%?

 

[The Tomtrek]

I'm watching last night's show and Govan is just scum.

He takes any chance he can to slag off Sunshine and Dave, and tries to get everyone else to do it whenever he can. He picks up on every little thing and tries to blow them out of proportion. And worst of all he goes on a massive slagging fist about Sunshine and doesn't even have the basic decency to stop when she enters the room. He's a terrible person in every respect.

 

[The Tomtrek]

Oh shut up about the fucking onions Govan you shit stirring prick.

 

[The Tomtrek]

And he's not even bi!

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepag...208/Housemate-Govan-lied-about-sexuality.html