Greetings from Hazard

[missmanners]

Not only do I dislike Kentucky... but this is the only one of my many routes that really scares me. I would rather be in Downtown Detroit than in these hills.

If no one hears from me for 2 days, please send the FBI....


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[Tyrant]

What, will the hostage takers send half-eaten cookies to make us sweat?

 

[missmanners]

What, will the hostage takers send half-eaten cookies to make us sweat?

Oh these ol' boys dont take hostages, they just .... well, I'd rather not think about it. 5 years from now, they will be bulldozing off another mountain to build another superwalmart and find my varmint gnawed bones


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[The Question]

Eep.

 

[Mandi]

Well, if you don't want them to kill you make sure you have the following....

An 18 pack of keystone light
Some sort of nascar sticker somewhere on your car
A couple of those black teeth caps so you look like yer missing a couple teeth
Hog's feet or Rocky Mountain Oysters
and don't look them in the eye....that will cause them to try and marry you so you can have their "young'uns"

 

[Starship Coyote]

Bullshit. Just display a rebel battleflag somewhere on your car...you'll be alright.

 

[missmanners]

Bullshit. Just display a rebel battleflag somewhere on your car...you'll be alright.

Remember the 'shiners and their stills? These ol' boys grow weed. And I do believe planting has started.


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[SaintLucifer]

Not only do I dislike Kentucky... but this is the only one of my many routes that really scares me. I would rather be in Downtown Detroit than in these hills.

If no one hears from me for 2 days, please send the FBI....


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*ROTFLMAO @ 'Kentucky'* Oh yes. Now there is a real territory. Good chicken though. My city of TORONTO probably owns all of Kentucky and has plans to keep building Colonel Sanders restaurants here as a result. Naturally KFC is the bulk of Kentucky's business interest. Our plans include turning all of Kentucky into one giant parking lot for Canadians should KFC ever fail.