Guess who never existed

[Anubis]

With all this DLA nonsense, I think it's time to reveal what a handful of posters already suspect.

Behold my greatest creation, the quirky game master, Chadarnook.



Whomever guesses who I am in the first shot gets a shitload of useless trophies. :smooch:

Duals need not apply.

THIS is a dual, not those mindless spamming machines who call themselves duals.

I have gotten to know some of the newbs as Chad a bit better, which was fun. And now it's time to say goodbye.

Au revoir.

:vert:

 

[Kerb Crawler]

OMG! I CAN'T BELIEVE I LET YOU FUCK ME!

Oh, wait.... Sorry! SORRY! That wasn't me.

 

[VKD]

With all this DLA nonsense, I think it's time to reveal what a handful of posters already suspect.

Behold my greatest creation, the quirky game master, Chadarnook.



Whomever guesses who I am in the first shot gets a shitload of useless trophies. :smooch:

Duals need not apply.

THIS is a dual, not those mindless spamming machines who call themselves duals.

I have gotten to know some of the newbs as Chad a bit better, which was fun. And now it's time to say goodbye.

Au revoir.

:vert:

you're not a dual, idiot, you're a noob

 

[Anubis]

No takers?

First person to PM Chad gets trophies.

Last one's a rotten egg.

 

[SilentBtViolent]

Oh no!

I really liked Chad. It makes me sad.

UNLESS THIS IS A TROLL!

No wait, that can't be it. I'm pretty sure the mods don't let people troll in this forum.

 

[Caitriona]

It's sort of like throwing a big party, only no one comes, isn't it!

I warned you not to overdo this whole DLA thing. Now it's like relatives who stay too long for a visit...

 

[Shatna]

You're me, aren't you!

 

[SilentBtViolent]

It's sort of like throwing a big party, only no one comes, isn't it!

I warned you not to overdo this whole DLA thing. Now it's like relatives who stay too long for a visit...

What I got out of this is that the DLA duals are hitting on my wife and drinking my booze whilst criticizing my parenting.

 

[Anubis]

I hearby assume command of this dual.

 

[Anubis]

Wow, what a mess. Let's clean up this avatar, sig, and Username style, why don't we?

 

[Kerb Crawler]

You spelled hereby, wrong.

I guess I wasn't first then.

 

[SilentBtViolent]

Is the new Chadarnook going to be handing out BJs, too, or did that not transfer with the account?

 

[Chadarnook]

 

[Anubis]

My, Chadarnook certainly has changed....

And BJ's will only be handed out for points, as of this moment.

 

[Dual]

I'll give you one point for a BJ.

 

[Anubis]

Insufficent.

 

[Dual Hunter]

Who was the owner?


I need to have a little chat with him or her....

 

[Dual]

2

 

[Kerb Crawler]

I promised I wouldn't tell.

 

[Dual]

Is this because I'm an idiotic spam dual?