Guys and Directions......

[I Love Cunt]

Whats the deal guys? I mean really?
I was laughing with one of my girl friends-trying to figure out the female equivelant (I know I spelled that wrong) to guys refusal to stop and ask for directions. I mean, like I wouldn't be in the kitchen with an egg in my hand-unable to crack it open-and not look for the answer-thats just a silly example-but really-what is the big deal? Pride?

P.S. Please forgive my many spelling and typing errors, Its been a long day, and I'm tired, but wanted to stop in and say hi-and ask this question. Thanks.

 

[Morrhigan]

I think the female equivalent might be refusing to say why they're mad. "If you don't know, I won't tell you!" huh? I don't know why so many women do that. Communication, girls! The boy can't learn if you don't teach him!

 

[The Question]

To Love Child: That's why we invented GPS.

To Morrhigan: Yes, precisely. Unfortunately, an exchange like:

"Well, if you don't know, I'm not going to tell you!"
"But why would you tell me if I did already know?"

wouldn't be appreciated for its innate humor.

 

[Tyrant]

More bitches whining at men despite the fact that they are wired to be abnormal.

 

[I Love Cunt]

More bitches whining at men despite the fact that they are wired to be abnormal.

So you are calling me a bitch? And saying that men are wired to be abnormal? That is the dumbest thing I have ever heard messenger! You refuse to answer the question. I do not whine, or complain to or about men, I am not a man hater, and as most know, I love men.
Eh, I refuse to converse with you.
So, TQ, Yeah, I love GPS-Actually I was using a different form of GPS-but what is wrong with a regular old map? Just curiuos, thanks.
And thanks Morrhigan, I agree with that statement as well-us girls must learn to communicate-heck I suppose everyone can-but that is a female trait-"nothing" ugh, I even hate saying it!
Next time I will say, "I will tell you as soon as you turn off the TV and give me your undivided attention"
Wow, that makes me laugh! Does it make you laugh? I say nothing, when its asked, but it doesn't seem one wants an answer-does that make sense?

 

[Captain Jack]

Why can't some women read maps???

"Follow the blue road up until it connects with the red road. Don't go on the red road, but turn right on the thin black road."

What the hell was that?

This is why there is a GPS in the car. It shows me the route, tells me where to go that makes sense, and I never get lost.

 

[The Question]

So, TQ, Yeah, I love GPS-Actually I was using a different form of GPS-but what is wrong with a regular old map?

Don't know -- you know, I've honestly and sincerely never needed one. Any time I go anywhere I don't already know the best route to, I plan and memorize it in advance. I guess the major objections most guys would have to using a map are that it's time-consuming and "messy" -- ya gotta unfold the bastard, wrangle it around to get it where you want it, wrangle the fucker all over the place again when you're done, and by the time you've put it away you're lucky if you haven't forgotten what the hell you saw on it anyway. lol

 

[Captain Jack]

Oh, and Love Child, I like you, and I'm not puttin' down da' ladies. And ignore Messenger, for the Messenger is no good. Just tell HIM to get lost. :bigass:

 

[I Love Cunt]

Wait, women can't read maps?
I can read a map! Maybe its just people, not women, not men.

 

[I Love Cunt]

Oh, and Love Child, I like you, and I'm not puttin' down da' ladies. And ignore Messenger, for the Messenger is no good. Just tell HIM to get lost. :bigass:

Thanks Karas-I posted mine at the same time.
Hey, have you ever tried Microsoft Streets-or whatever its called? We used that this week-w/ a GPS attached to the vehicle-and it took a lot of getting used to-I would have prefered a map-
but we are testing out different products-so I was forced to use it-and I didn't find it too friendly.

 

[Tyrant]

Welcome back, Love Child, carrot. *nods*

I meant that women are wired abnormally.

And bitches are complaining about the superior directional skills of male homosapiens that happen to have more iron in their nose so as to possess a better directional orientation by using the magnetic poles as a subconscious reference.

So yes, you twats are whining as usual. Get laid already.

 

[I Love Cunt]

Good To Be back Messenger, Thank you.
And I am glad to see you, yes I am. And you are making soo much sense tonight. I mean I think I might pull over and ask for directions in all that you say, because really it just does not make sense to me. Hmmm Must be that "Faulty Wiring"

 

[The Question]

And bitches are complaining about the superior directional skills of male homosapiens that happen to have more iron in their nose so as to possess a better directional orientation by using the magnetic poles as a subconscious reference.

What?! Where the hell are you getting the supercharged crack it would take to come up with something like that?! :shock:! OMG that made me LOL!!!

 

[Tyrant]

What?! Where the hell are you getting the supercharged crack it would take to come up with something like that?! :shock:! OMG that made me LOL!!!

That's quite ironic coming from the oppressed nazi holocaust denier freak, 'Mr. Openminded.'

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nose

All humans have a trace amount of magnetite in their noses, found in the ethmoid bone (between the eyes), possibly part of a rudimentary compass to allow direction finding relative to the earth's magnetic field. The human magnetoception is still very controversial, but some studies show that some people have the ability to orient themselves-even when blindfolded and removed from such external clues as sunlight-to within a few degrees of the North Pole, exactly as a compass does.

Males happen to have more of it.

 

[The Question]

That's quite ironic coming from the oppressed nazi holocaust denier freak, 'Mr. Openminded.'

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nose

Well, unlike your "men have greater concentrations of sinal magnetite" gem, I don't pull my claims directly outta my crusty bunghole.
And as for magnetite presence in mammals: Duh. All mammals carry trace elements of magnetite, throughout our bodies, at the cellular level. And yes, some mammals have it more highly concentrated in certain areas -- "homing" pigeons, for example, have increased cranial magnetite concentration, which supports one of the theories used to explain that ability. What leads me to ask about your very special crack reserve, however, is this:

Males happen to have more of it.

Don't suppose you have a source for that one, do you?

 

[Tyrant]

LOL. You want to debate semantics now?

Where exactly was my crack-inspired post wrong? The part about humans having inherent magnetoception, or the fact that it might differ from male to female homosapiens, sparky?

 

[The Question]

LOL. You want to debate semantics now?

Where exactly was my crack-inspired post wrong? The part about humans having inherent magnetoception, or the fact that it might differ from male to female homosapiens, sparky?

I'm not saying it is wrong. I'm saying I want you to show me where you got the idea that it's right. The part about gender-based magnetite concentration difference, that is. Magnetite presence, as previously noted, was a no-brainer.