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H(.)(.)TERS GIRLS Thread Summary

Mentalist

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I've just had the displeasure of reading that entire thread from start to finish. As a service to you all I'm going to present the thread in summary form so none of you have to do the same. Thank me later.

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GB: LOL, look at the tits!! I love posting girls with tits. They're so great, tits are great! GREAT! The more mediocre the better!

Jack: I just reported that I'm fucking you in the neck to your ISP.

Cranky: My daughters are that age. Give me some MILF action.

Conchaga: Vourgin Boy you little sexless freak, why are you such a fucking moron?

GB: *retarded smilies*

Conchaga: Dude, seriously. Why?

GB: *retarded smilies*

Conchaga: No really, I'm being serious... W...

GB: *retarded smilies*

Eggs: Trolling is like, so lame.

Conchaga: He's a pathetic virgin.

Jack: I owned him ::laughing::

GB: No you didn't!

Jack: ::laughing::

GB: I'm going to pretend I don't know what's going on.

Conchaga: So PWNED.

GB: *retarded smiley*

Jack: ::Laughing::

GB: I'm being unique!

Jack: Yup, virgin.

GB: Shut up!

Jack: ::Laughing::

GB: I'm going to ignore you now, but first I'll tell you I'm ignoring you!

Conchaga: You don't assimilate into the board or try and add anything to the community beyond reactionary confrontation and sucking up like a teachers pet.

GB: Sorry, I don't want to respond to that question so I'll choose a figure of speech you used earlier to latch onto so I can avoid the question and in turn make you answer another question which will hopefully allow me to regain control.

Jack: Fuck you in the neck. Deeply.

Conchaga: Damn, in my attempt to get a straight answer out of GB I'll humour him and explain.

GB: Excellent. He fell for my trap, and as a result I am now free to turn the reply back on him and post a big-ass post about nothing and I get to post my favourite pic of Nadine Jansen as well! LOL O'RLY and everything!

Jack: Dude, it's simple. Oh, and fuck you in the neck.

Conchaga: Still he refuses to answer my question so I'll quickly answer his attempt to derail the issue and ask again.

Eggs: I hate trolling! It's not funny! I see this issue from a different angle and Conchaga and Jack are being PWNED and GB is just a sorry excuse for a troll. Trolling just makes no sense!

Cranky: *example of why trolling is funny when done right*

RobL: Big tits are cool.

Eggs: Yeah, OK THAT trolling is good! But death trolls are bad, kay?!

Conchaga: I almost agree except about the me being PWNED bit! Vourgin Boy couldn't pwn a disabled badger wrapped in cling-film.

Jack: Eggs said I was PWNED. But I can still fuck everyone deeply in the neck and I have! Multiple times! To EVERYONE and theior extended family on this board!

GB: Damn, now I am going to completely fall apart and bow to my own ego and in the process lose the lame character I've crafted for myself.

Oh, and Eggs you are like, so wrong! I'm not a troll I'm something else! A conveniently unspecified 'something' that I won't go into even if I just did describe whilst stroking my own ego and showing my true anger that I am obviously a troll. *retarded smiley*

GB: *Ugly freak show bitch with huge tits*

Cranky: I'm going to say what everyone is thinking except Starguard and GB. "Those tits are fucking ridiculous."

Jack: I love fucking people in the neck. Something I do a lot if you haven't noticed.

Conchaga: I'm not sure if I've ever said this before but I'm going to post another big reply as to why GB is a mathematically provable nobjockey.


Menty: Fuck this shit.
 
Mentalist said:
I've just had the displeasure of reading that entire thread from start to finish. As a service to you all I'm going to present the thread in summary form so none of you have to do the same. Thank me later.

Thread in question



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GB: LOL, look at the tits!! I love posting girls with tits. They're so great, tits are great! GREAT! The more mediocre the better!

Jack: I just reported that I'm fucking you in the neck to your ISP.

Cranky: My daughters are that age. Give me some MILF action.

Conchaga: Vourgin Boy you little sexless freak, why are you such a fucking moron?

GB: *retarded smilies*

Conchaga: Dude, seriously. Why?

GB: *retarded smilies*

Conchaga: No really, I'm being serious... W...

GB: *retarded smilies*

Eggs: Trolling is like, so lame.

Conchaga: He's a pathetic virgin.

Jack: I owned him ::laughing::

GB: No you didn't!

Jack: ::laughing::

GB: I'm going to pretend I don't know what's going on.

Conchaga: So PWNED.

GB: *retarded smiley*

Jack: ::Laughing::

GB: I'm being unique!

Jack: Yup, virgin.

GB: Shut up!

Jack: ::Laughing::

GB: I'm going to ignore you now, but first I'll tell you I'm ignoring you!

Conchaga: You don't assimilate into the board or try and add anything to the community beyond reactionary confrontation and sucking up like a teachers pet.

GB: Sorry, I don't want to respond to that question so I'll choose a figure of speech you used earlier to latch onto so I can avoid the question and in turn make you answer another question which will hopefully allow me to regain control.

Jack: Fuck you in the neck. Deeply.

Conchaga: Damn, in my attempt to get a straight answer out of GB I'll humour him and explain.

GB: Excellent. He fell for my trap, and as a result I am now free to turn the reply back on him and post a big-ass post about nothing and I get to post my favourite pic of Nadine Jansen as well! LOL O'RLY and everything!

Jack: Dude, it's simple. Oh, and fuck you in the neck.

Conchaga: Still he refuses to answer my question so I'll quickly answer his attempt to derail the issue and ask again.

Eggs: I hate trolling! It's not funny! I see this issue from a different angle and Conchaga and Jack are being PWNED and GB is just a sorry excuse for a troll. Trolling just makes no sense!

Cranky: *example of why trolling is funny when done right*

RobL: Big tits are cool.

Eggs: Yeah, OK THAT trolling is good! But death trolls are bad, kay?!

Conchaga: I almost agree except about the me being PWNED bit! Vourgin Boy couldn't pwn a disabled badger wrapped in cling-film.

Jack: Eggs said I was PWNED. But I can still fuck everyone deeply in the neck and I have! Multiple times! To EVERYONE and theior extended family on this board!

GB: Damn, now I am going to completely fall apart and bow to my own ego and in the process lose the lame character I've crafted for myself.

Oh, and Eggs you are like, so wrong! I'm not a troll I'm something else! A conveniently unspecified 'something' that I won't go into even if I just did describe whilst stroking my own ego and showing my true anger that I am obviously a troll. *retarded smiley*

GB: *Ugly freak show bitch with huge tits*

Cranky: I'm going to say what everyone is thinking except Starguard and GB. "Those tits are fucking ridiculous."

Jack: I love fucking people in the neck. Something I do a lot if you haven't noticed.

Conchaga: I'm not sure if I've ever said this before but I'm going to post another big reply as to why GB is a mathematically provable nobjockey.


Menty: Fuck this shit.

Don't you like my hat, though?
 
Thread summary!

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Thread summaries are something Gagh invented several months ago. I took the idea and improved upon it, and now it seems that Mentalist is trying his hand at it. Very well, I might add. I'm glad that there's such a wonderful trend that's moving through TK.
 
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