The Question
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Lookit him go!
Morrhigan said:Looked like a possum to me.
The Question said:Here's whatcha do. Wait until they're in it full steam, or better yet, wait for a day when you know they will be. Two full cans of Boston baked beans -- COLD. A bowl of sauerkraut -- HOT. Two bottles, cheap domestic beer -- room temperature. Try to polish all that off in less than 10 minutes. Remain seated for another 10 minutes. Then RUN outside, RUN to where the kids are, and jump up and down -- vigorously -- for about 30 seconds. Aim and fire.