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HAPPY 10TH ANNIVERSARY TPM!!!

Gonad

DON'T FUCK WITH MY TITLE BITCH
Ten years ago today . . .

My SO took the day off work and he has just started his midnight viewing of The Phantom Menace. Tomorrow he will purchase Fanboys (I'm hoping for lots of extras) and the 70's Saturday Morning Cartoon set.
 
I loved it the first time I saw it, only to discover from the internet that in actual fact it sucked. But I still have a soft spot for it.
 
Remember, this movie was so hyped that many theaters in the U.S. were showing it 24 hours a day, starting at midnight. I saw it with Darthsikle at 7 a.m that Friday. I mean...it was Star Wars, so it wasn't all bad. But I remember thinking, "Jesus, I have to stay at work 2 extra hours on a Friday 'cause I couldn't wait to see that??"
 
I liked it overall, but there were parts of it when I watched for the first time, particularly when the old beardy bloke on Naboo was talking, that I thought "I've waited 20 years for a new star wars, and I'm watching some geriatric talk about trade embargoes to some stone faced bitch desssed as the mikardo"

Seems they forgot star wars was about people shooting at each other and swining the saber about, once that started happening again things improved.
 
What is this TPM you are referring to? Everyone knows there are only three Star Wars films: Star Wars, Empire Strikes Back, and Return of the Jedi.

This mass hallucination must STOP!
 
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