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Happy 4/20 Grasslands!

Didn't smoke any weed today but did get a free jerk pork burrito from the local burrito bar.
 
No wonder Chic Fil-a was so busy last night.

I canNOT believe I forgot to moke up
 
BLASPHEMER!

It better be some damned good scotch. Preferably some older single or blended malts. I love me some Johnnie Walker Gold.
 
Yeah, all kinds of single malt. I'll be smoking, too, but not nearly enough to call it a proper 4/20.

I'm still trying to figure out what kind of penance I need to do.
 
I've actually got a uselessly-profuse quantity of home-made salvia lying around. Maybe I'll call up a witch-doctor and ask if trial-by-fire would be a good idea for repentance.
 
My company tested yesterday w00t. 6 months ....well...4.5 to be safe until I have to recommence abstinence.


the fatter you are, the longer you store the canabinoids. and I'm pretty fat.
 
I always miss this thread on the original day. Stoner mentality??

Maybe.

Had some Train Wreck, Skywalker, and Loud Funky Ass Blue Cheese. Skywalker was excellent and LFABC is usually good, but for some reason this time around it's burning up too fucking quickly. And there's something wrong with my bowl.

#firstworldstonerproblems


Yes, I just hashtagged something. But it's okay, since it's done ironically.

Huzzah Moe'Suckras and back to the MF I away.
 
what the fuck is all that then? brand names for weed? you kids today.

man.

are they able to grow it consistently enough that you can brand it now?

i can see differentiating between Sativa and Indica .... and maybe colors..... but LONG ASS FUNKY BLUEE CHEESE? just give me some Kind Buds, bro. hold the dog n pony show.
 
The names ARE ridiculous, and I thought she was kidding when she texted me the Loud Funky Ass Blue Cheese.

WEED IS SERIOUS BUSINESS

I think the names are regional (I really have no fucking idea). All I know is I get cheap, yet good weed, from my BLACK PEOPLE WHO EVEN ARE NICE ENOUGH TO ROLL THE BLUNTS FOR ME. And sometimes I'll get vids of the weed. I dunno why, but I appreciate that in my dealer.
 
well, if your funkyassbluecheese is burning too quickly, put a little piece of banana or orange peel in the bag with it to moisten it.
 
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