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HAPPY BIRTHDAY BERGERAC

Mystery D8

Mystery D8

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Hey, happy birthday, asswipe!! Tell me, as a child, did it suck to have your birthday so close to Christmas? Did you get extra presents or were your parents the cheap bastard variety who combined your birthday and christmas into one big fucked-up mess? My brother's birthday was close to Christmas and the bastard always got extra presents. One year, I was so pissed off, I threw a piece of lionel train track at his head and it stuck. I mean it, all three prongs imbedded about a quarter inch into the goofy bastards skull. It was funny as hell, he's running around, pitching a fit with a 6" piece of train track sticking out of his forehead and I'm laughing so hard I almost threw up on my GI Joe with kung fu grip. My dad beat my ass, but it was a great Christmas.
 
My brother sure did. It was fucking great. He's crying and thrashing around and running into furniture and my mom and dad are trying to corral him so they could pull the damn track out of noggin. They finally pinned him in a chair and pulled it out and it left 3 perfectly spaced puncture wounds. Crap, I still laugh every time I visit the bastard since he still has scars on his forehead. What a Christmas.

BTW, Happy Birthday, Bergerac!!!
 
are you trying to say that you were so poor as a child that if you didn't wake up with an erotic reaction, you had nothing to play with for the holidays?
 
WTF is an erotic reaction? If you mean to say "hard cock" than just say it! Have you ever actually seen one or are you usually blindfolded when one gets shoved when one gets shoved down your throat?
 
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