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Happy Birthday eloisel!
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The Dork Lord
Whipping Boy
Happy b-day, Ellie!
NeonMercuryASH
beer, I want beer
Happy Birthday, Eloisel!!!:rimshot: :drunkfriends: :drama: :whine: All the elements for a perfect day!
EnglishRose
addle barn
Have a fantastic birthday Eloisel 
:y_grin:
:y_grin:
Laker_Girl
Mrs. Big Dick McGee
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!! So you're what, finally 30 now? 
Eggs Mayonnaise
All In With The Nuts
missmanners
grrrrrrrr...
I want to hear about the cake!!!!
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NeonMercuryASH
beer, I want beer
We all do.
curiousa2z
Be patient till the last.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, e!!!!
now tell us about the cake.
now tell us about the cake.
Love Child
One Love
jack said::bigass: There's a really nice candle right here I just lit for you.
I got a little distracted. H B E!
Happy Birthday!
eloisel
Forever Empress E
It has been a fun day.
One of my bosses called me first thing this morning and sang happy birthday to me. Another one brought cupcakes and movie gift certificates. They are good to me.
The kid took me to Bennigan's this evening. Yum on everything even though I had to bring half of it home so there would be room in my tummy for the cake. One slice of this cake covered a dinner plate. It was chocolate with chocolate frosting and a chocolate sauce over it. Delicious. The wait staff were very nice to me. After the kid was good and drunk, I got to drive us home in the new car. Ok - it was fun watching her be all nervous about me driving her land yacht. Then, we called her husband on the cell phone and played "Messing With Sasquatch." Not that I'm evil or anything.
Y'all are so awesome. Thanks for the birthday wishes, candles and eye candy!
One of my bosses called me first thing this morning and sang happy birthday to me. Another one brought cupcakes and movie gift certificates. They are good to me.
The kid took me to Bennigan's this evening. Yum on everything even though I had to bring half of it home so there would be room in my tummy for the cake. One slice of this cake covered a dinner plate. It was chocolate with chocolate frosting and a chocolate sauce over it. Delicious. The wait staff were very nice to me. After the kid was good and drunk, I got to drive us home in the new car. Ok - it was fun watching her be all nervous about me driving her land yacht. Then, we called her husband on the cell phone and played "Messing With Sasquatch." Not that I'm evil or anything.
Y'all are so awesome. Thanks for the birthday wishes, candles and eye candy!
NeonMercuryASH
beer, I want beer
Is that a Johnny Cake? Holy frak, and it's not even MY birthday!curiousa2z said:HAPPY BIRTHDAY, e!!!!
now tell us about the cake.
NeonMercuryASH
beer, I want beer
I must say. The eye candy really shoots up the old blood sugar! Kind of like sugar viagra.