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Happy Birthday George Bush!!!

Hey, George, I'm about to leave to go set up sandbags and pass out some food, dry clothes and blankets to the homeless folk around here that won't go into the shelters. Think you could send some of your hunky emergency guys down here for a bit? Promise, I won't keep them more than a few days.

Oh, and since you didn't get down here in time, I've got flood damage to my house. I'm putting a lien on your ranch in Crawford. My attorneys will be in touch with yours.
 
eloisel said:
Hey, George, I'm about to leave to go set up sandbags and pass out some food, dry clothes and blankets to the homeless folk around here that won't go into the shelters. Think you could send some of your hunky emergency guys down here for a bit? Promise, I won't keep them more than a few days.

Oh, and since you didn't get down here in time, I've got flood damage to my house. I'm putting a lien on your ranch in Crawford. My attorneys will be in touch with yours.
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Gotta love those Americans who blamed nature's fury on George Bush. *ROTFLMAO* Rather goes to show just how truly dumb fucking Americans are.

'Oh look! A hurricane has destroyed my house! George Bush and the American people owe me a new fucking house! It is the fault of everyone but nature itself! I shall make my fellow citizens pay for my misfortune!' *ROTFLMAO*
 
SaintLucifer said:
Gotta love those Americans who blamed nature's fury on George Bush. *ROTFLMAO* Rather goes to show just how truly dumb fucking Americans are.

'Oh look! A hurricane has destroyed my house! George Bush and the American people owe me a new fucking house! It is the fault of everyone but nature itself! I shall make my fellow citizens pay for my misfortune!' *ROTFLMAO*
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Sugar pop, do you not understand sarcasm?
 
The Dork Lord said:
The blame came at the piss poor rescue efforts.

Not the actual hurricane.
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Actually, the rescuers did an awesome job. The problems were many. Among them, the local authorities failure to execute emergency evacuation, the majority of the people themselves had no personal emergency plan, and the decades old problem with inadequate flood protection for a town built below sea level. Considering New Orleans is a major seaport, this problem should have been addressed long ago. What no one cares to bring up is that George had the problem on the agenda to be addressed - only the hurricanes happened sooner rather than later. Every administration for the last 40 years has known something needed to be done but it has always been put off. Even if Bush started the day he took office on improving the flood protection, he wouldn't have been able to have completed the project before the hurricanes ripped through that region. You want to lay some "inexcusable" blame on some folks, lay it at the feet of those that live in an area rife with hurricanes not preparing themselves for emminent disaster.
 
SaintLucifer said:
Gotta love those Americans who blamed nature's fury on George Bush. *ROTFLMAO* Rather goes to show just how truly dumb fucking Americans are.

'Oh look! A hurricane has destroyed my house! George Bush and the American people owe me a new fucking house! It is the fault of everyone but nature itself! I shall make my fellow citizens pay for my misfortune!' *ROTFLMAO*
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Yep, just like your fellow Canadians are going to pay for the quadruple bypass you're going to need in five years, fatass.
 
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