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Happy Birthday Kerby!

Your Welcome, the half-pipe is over there. EMT's are waiting. EnglishRose is bartender for the evening.
 
Two-fisted drinking while skating a half-pipe... I'm SO there!

Somebody call in for me for work today. Tell I can't come in 'cuz I've died and gone to heaven. (But that I'll be back tomorrow.)
 
give me the number;) I'll tell them i'm a doctor. I'll even write you a note.

Dear Employers,

Mr. Kerb Crawler won't be at work today because he is dead and in heaven. But he'll be back bright and early in the morning.

Yours,

Dr. Sparkle "Mandi" Muffin P.H.D
 
Wishing you

A MOST DELIGHTFUL BIRTHDAY, K.C., and many happy returns!

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C2
 
^^red wine, please Rae....oh, and if you'd be so kind...not that plonk you keep for the tourists, the good stuff you save for special celebrations.... ;)
 
LOL

Thanks, C2!!!!

ER, a White Russian, please. Me and "The Dude" got some drinkin' to do!

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And then bowling.

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Followed by reflection.

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*mixes Vodka, Kahlua, Cream and ice*

one White Russian coming up birthday boy :D

C2 - how about a glass of my finest Merlot?
 
I WANT IT SOOOOOOOO BAD RIGHT NOW! (The drinks, I mean. Get your mind outta the gutter. Oh, wait...... IT'S MY BIRTHDAY!!! IN THE GUTTERS IT IS, THEN!)
 
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