Happy Birthday Loktar!

[I Love Cunt]

Although, I don't really think it is your birthday. Because if I remember right, when we were married, you didn't have a birthday. But I could be wrong, because I'm a bitch like that. No, NOt really. I'm really sweet. But even if it is your birthday, I don't think you are 34! I think you are much younger than me. So fess up. Is it your birthday? Are you 34? Do you still love me? Of course you do! LOL! You were my first! I will always love you Loktar! Rawr!

 

[The Dork Lord]

You had an e-husband before me!?!

You never told me!?!

*weeps*

 

[The Dork Lord]

Oh, and happy birthday, Loktar!

 

[johnford]

I was his first remember?

 

[Dr Dave]

Happy Birthday.

 

[Lord Waffles]

Happy Birthday!
xxx

 

[jack]

This thread made me throw up in my mouth a little.

 

[The Dork Lord]

gross