Happy birthday NATALIE PORTMAN (43)!

[CaptainWacky]

I LOVE YOU.

 

[Cassie]

 

[CaptainWacky]

She's better than that girl OTHER PEOPLE like.

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

Just sayin', I had to look this up to make sure we was only 43. It's true. Still beautiful but time fucks with my head sometimes and I thought maybe she at least had to be 50.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Think about how old you were when Leon/The Professional came out, and what kind of thoughts you were having about her then, and whether or not it would have pinged any federal authorities into action...

 

[CaptainWacky]

 

[Mentalist]

Thank you for everything, Natalie. You have been a peak obsession for 27 years, and I wouldn't have it any other way.

 

[CaptainWacky]