Happy birthday William Shatner (86)!

[CaptainWacky]

That's right, Bill, eighty six!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

He really hates the latest Bachelor, who happens to be on Dancing With The Stars at the moment.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BILL!

 

[Dr Dave]

Well that is understandable, really.

 

[Cassie]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY CAPTAIN KIRK.

 

[Dershocka]

I live an hour from Shatner's Kentucky ranch. He was inside a Kentucky bookstore once when a man shot, and killed his lover in the parking lot.

FACT.

I would've baked him a cake,and took it to him but I'm afraid of security, and horses.

WHAT IF HE HAS SECURITY ON HORSEBACK??

 

[The Question]

HAPPY SHATDAY WILLIAM BIRTHNER

 

[CaptainWacky]

He really hates the latest Bachelor, who happens to be on Dancing With The Stars at the moment.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BILL!

Remember when we used to think he had someone writing his tweets for him? That's obviously not the case since if he was employing someone to tweet for him he no doubt would have fired them for posting such bizarre things by now.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I think on days when he doesn't have work to show up for, he just sits there and replies to ANY and EVERY tweet that comes to him. It's bizarre to watch as it unfolds. He's like a less malevolent Trump.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I like it when he fights with shippers, especially when he mistakes someone for a shipper who really doesn't have a clue what he's talking about.