Happy Canada Day TO

[CaptainWacky]

Ellen Page
Rachel McAdams
Anna Hopkins
Genevieve Buechner
Magda Apanowicz
Jessica Lucas
Katherine Ryan
Evangeline Lilly
Avril Lavigne
Carly Rae Jepsen
Jessica Parker Kennedy
Jessica Paré
Cobie Smulders
Tatiana Maslany
Ellen Wong
Zoe de Grand'Maison
Cara Gee
Laura Vandervoort
Lindy Booth
Laura Mennell
Leah Cairns
Caroline Dhavernas
Anna Paquin

curiousa2z
SAUSAGEMAN (yes, I know)

Keanu Reeves
Will Arnett
Ryan Gosling
Hayden Christensen
Michael Cera
Bret "The Hitman" Hart
Lance Storm
Michael J. Fox
Justin Trudeau (I guess?)

AND

William Shatner (just don't follow him on Twitter, eh!)

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

We could add Alex Trebek, but with an asterisk because he became an American citizen a few years ago.

HAPPY CANADA DAY CANADA DAY!

 

[Dr Dave]

Happy Canada Day!

(in my heart of hearts I'm Canadian, though not by law).

 

[Volpone]

What about Justin Beaver, eh?

 

[Dr Dave]

No.

 

[Loktar]

What about Celion Dion? Isn't she French Canadian?

 

[Dr Dave]

She can fuck off eh.

 

[Volpone]

Canadia is like some weird alternate-reality United States, where we got cold feet about the Revolution. They have Thanksgiving, but it is in October. They have 4th of July, but it is on the 1st. St. Patrick's Day is in April. Weird place.

 

[The Question]

What about Ryan Reynolds, EH! Ya HOSERS!

 

[CaptainWacky]

What about Celion Dion? Isn't she French Canadian?

I'll add her next year.

And the guy from Due South.

I'd add the dog from Due South but it's dead.

 

[Dr Dave]

Two dogs played him (they're both dead no doubt).

 

[Volpone]

So the dog from Due South is the Canadian version of Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen?

 

[Cassie]

Happy belated Canada Day, mofos!

 

[CaptainWacky]

If Sisqo was Canadian I'd include him, but he's not.

 

[The Question]

Wotter you talking aboat, EH

 

[Dr Dave]

Happy belated Canada Day, mofos!

Thanks!

 

[Cassie]

 

[SAUSAGEMAN]

Thank you for your wishes.

 

[Dr Dave]

Happy Canada day!

 

[CaptainWacky]