HAPPY FIVE THOUSAND POSTS GAGH

[The Dork Lord]

I know I shouldn't take things too seriously on teh internetz, but that's a MAJOR ACCOMPLISHMENT and I feel you've earned every bit of praise I'm sure your great deeds will bring to you.

 

[Gagh]

Happy 100,000, Dork Lord / Pickle.

 

[The Dork Lord]

THANX :bigass:

 

[The Dork Lord]

wait...

 

[Gagh]

Born in Rhineback, New York to working class Italian parents, Guido Carosella earned a fortune in a settlement when his parents were killed by falling space debris. Skinny and shy, Guido's mutant powers were triggered in childhood when an incident with schoolyard bullies and being hit by a bus ended in his body becoming disproportionally large and overmuscled, separating the already withdrawn boy even further from his peers. Luckily, he had the love and support of his aunt and uncle, who had taken him in after his parents' deaths, and Guido coped with his pain, both emotional and the physical pain generated by his transformed body, by developing an outgoing "public face", rarely letting even those close to him see him in any discomfort.

During the incident with the bus, another boy, Charlie Ronalds, was hurt by Guido's flailing. Due to luck, Charlie survives with only a slight limp.

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[The Dork Lord]

Oh wait, is that from the Annual?

His parents died and he killed that cat and made a deal with a demon for MAGIC POWERZ...

I think I re-read that one a few months ago LOLOL

 

[jack]

LOL