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Happy Friday Eloisel

jack

The Legendary Troll King
I'm off to go out west again for a few days, thought I'd leave this for you in case you popped by. Have a good weekend and week.

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I wish that guy would come help me move into my new house. I'd enjoy watching him move stuff. Rippling muscles does an old heart good.
 
I moved a hundred pound mattress out of my old house, into a van, up the concrete walkway, through the front door, up the stairs, through the hall, and into my new master bedroom all by myself. If teenagers had been home at the time I moved that bed there would be a viral Youtube video of an old woman wrestling a gigantic mattress and winning.
 
Finally got the kid moved to Portland. What a pain in the ass that's been.

My niece's business is booming however, so he's pretty instantly set up.
 
I moved a hundred pound mattress out of my old house, into a van, up the concrete walkway, through the front door, up the stairs, through the hall, and into my new master bedroom all by myself. If teenagers had been home at the time I moved that bed there would be a viral Youtube video of an old woman wrestling a gigantic mattress and winning.

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Ours is a nice Sealy hybrid.

In before shitbeard comes along to misrepresent everything again :D
 
What's nice about it is any time you want a little shit from him, you just have to squeeze his beard.

Heh.
 
I have a foot thick, "princess" mattress from France. It's about 3" wider that a full, but because of the thickness, I must use queen linens.
 
We have a king Sealy hybrid. Don't think I ever spent that much on a bed before, but it's very comfy.

Like to see you wrestle that, Wheezie.
 
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