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Happy Valentine's Day

I read someone's post that said something along the lines of surprising thier mate with a special dinner at the dining room table.......said in sarcasm of course BECAUSE OF COVID RESTRICTIONS (In case anyone was wondering)

So then I thought, "Hmmmm I could have marketed myself to offer to wash people's dishes after thier wonderful Valentine meal so they can relax. AND THEN the next day I played that scenario in my head and I imagined showing up just after the last morsel was enjoyed and the wine glasses were empty and the scenario in my head became very awkward and I decided that they can all do their own damn dishes.

Oh and Happy Valentines day everyone!
 
Wife and I each bought each other one of these for today. Now we have to eat ten pounds of bacon-wrapped sausage between us for dinner because neither of us is a quitter.
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We're having takeout ribs with mashed potatoes and gravy and champagne, then wine.

Plus I have some fresh White Widow and we're going to cherry pick all the stuff on Fire Cube, which there's a lot.

Happy Valentine's Day to most everyone at TK.
 
Happy Singles Awareness day.

Yeah for real!
I went to the store and the clerk asked me if I had any plans for the day, which I thought was a strange question but I told her anyway, stuff like putting up some hooks for the curtains, going for a walk. And then I asked her what she was doing and if she worked late and she said, "Yeah I work until 7 but then we are going out for dinner after" and then I realized she was asking me what I was doing BECAUSE ITS VALENTINES DAY and I said that outloud and then I said, "I'm happily single" and then she said, "Oh! Thats okay too"

Thanks lady. Thanks for the VALIDATION! Because I didn't need it!
 
Ezri is the only Dax we know of who hasn't yet died with the Dax symbiont inside of her and is therefore the best Dax.
 
Wouldn't it be funny if the next host was some fat obnoxious slob who was working on a cargo ship but was the only Trill nearby when they needed an emergency transfer AND THEN WORF SLEPT WITH HIM AND THEN JULIAN SLEPT WITH HIM?

(Well not funny in the fact that it means Ezri was dead but still)
 
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