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Harlan Ellison to die at convention

Questions: will Connie Willis grab his crotch before he croaks? Will James Cameron send Summer Glau back in time to 1964 to fuck a 30-year-old Ellison to death and give him authorship of "Demon with a Glass Hand" at age 10? Will Ted White shoot him to take back the record collection he rightly won in a bet? Will Gary Groth and Michael Fleisher show up with AK-47's and pull a Harris/Klebold on the whole room?


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WILL HE HAVE SCOTTY DEALING DRUGS?
 
I wonder if he will forgive Gene Roddenberry before he dies?
 
He won't even fogive Rodenberry when they're both in Hell.
 
And fucking up City on the Edge of Forever
 
He was a great guy.
 
Great guy? He was a fabulous guy.
 
I WON'T HAVE THAT.
 
Harlan Ellison: Still not dead.
 
I know. I visit his site from time to time.
 
And still filing lawsuits.
 
Well, he's gotta hame some source of income.
 
I read the affidavit. Harlan Ellison really's got FOX by the balls. They[Fox] did such a lame job of covering it up, you can still see the marks the training wheels left, when they ran roughshod over his house, EllisonWonderland. It's called Unka Harlan fries a chicken.
 
Still not dead!
 
He was no Stan Lee though.
 
No one's Stan Lee. Not even Stan Lee.
 
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