Has the new pope done anything entertaining yet?

[CaptainWacky]

Remember when the last one announced plans to rape Halle Berry but died before he could see them through?

 

[RobL]

No, but the rumor is that he's planning to clone the remains of Hitler and try to take over the world.

 

[Blindgroping]

Actually, he's being low profile because he's the next Sith Lord.

 

[Mentalist]

I heard he was recording Pope Pope Zao with Kevin Federline.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

The Pope is patiently waiting for Pat Sajak to retire before taking over Wheel of Fortune.

Vanna White will remain forever, as she is the undead.

When did Kate Jackson start taking male hormones?

 

[Ishcabittle]

LOL I THOUGHT THE THREAD TITLE WAS "THE NEW DOPE" LOL!!!

I GUESS I'M THINKING OF SOMETHING ELSE!!!?!!!!!

 

[Blindgroping]

Arent you always?

 

[SilentBtViolent]

The new pope is SO fucking money and he doesn't even know it.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Oh I think he knows, every time he squeezes one out sitting on his solid gold toilet seat.

 

[SilentBtViolent]

HEY NO FAIR MY SHIT WANTS TO PASS THROUGH GOLD ALSO.

 

[CaptainWacky]

HE'S EATING KIT KATS AT THE MOMENT

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

GIMME A BRFEAK GIMME A BREAK BREAK THE POPES KNEECAPS AFTER HE FIDDLES WITH SOME KIDDIES

 

[CaptainWacky]

he plays the fiddle?

 

[Ishcabittle]

SORRY THIS REPLY IS SO LATE LOL YES I DON'T THNK OF ANYTHING BUTT DRUGS IT'S THE WAY I WAS MADE I CAN'T HELP IT LOL.

 

[Tyrant]

I don't agree with the office of 'Pope.' However, John-Paul II was truly one of those unique people who actually understood his position and the potential influence he could have on others, and used it for what he percieved to be a greater good.

I'm not religious... but God bless him.

 

[Ishcabittle]

Plus, pope is a really fun word to say.

 

[SilentBtViolent]

POPE = EPOP BACKWARDS FUCK YOU EUROPE-POP FOR OPPRESSIN' US ALL THEWSE YEARS.

 

[Ishcabittle]

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*whew*

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[SilentBtViolent]

teh smokin' poepes

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Pope sounds like it could be a very effective verb like "Mess said he poped that kid in the butt till the screams drowned out the traffic on the highway bridge above them."