The Dork Lord
Whipping Boy
Ferengi boners indeed!
Who else is Yub Mentally controling? Is he controling me to necro this thread and ask??? What thoughts are mine own? Are any of them???? Am I chained in a basement being forced to post like a puppet on the strings. GAWD, my nose itches. Hopefully, Yub will make me scratch it.
Me too. Im gonna get some candy.
Wait. On the day I have freewill, will I relly want candy? Is Yub telling me I want candy, so on the day I get freewill, he'll have swayed my decision anyway? ARGGG!!!!!
Yub tried to control my mind once, he got a headache
I'm just looking forward to the bi-annual Free Will Friday coming up Oct 31.
Yub may have my mind, but the ladies of TK timeshare my heart and penis, Jesus owns my soul, and Pickle owns my ass. Still many many major organs available. Any takers?