Hatecraft

[Archibald Nixon]

If you’re like me and you sometimes crank out a lengthy tirade in response to someone, either IRL or on the web, but you don’t actually deliver it because
[strike]you’re a coward[/strike]
[strike]you don’t want to appear trolled[/strike]
[strike]he/she is in a position to make your life miserable if you take a shot at them[/strike]
you just don’t have the time or will to engage such a person
...and you sometime save them in a lil’ ol' file called “unsent invective”, well, this is the thread for you! :grouphug:

Post your occasional fits of keyboard-mashing rage, whether saved from the past or something you’d like to say to someone in your life RIGHT NOW, and let us all wallow in the battery acid of pure verbal hatred and marvel at the artistry of annihilating your adversaries with the mere power of words.

Criticisms, suggestions, pseudo- (and not-so-pseudo-) flame responses to initial postings, flametrains, paranoid assumptions as to the actual targets of the harangues in question...All are welcome...all are welcome...now GO INTO THE LIGHT YOU FUCKING DEAD CUNTS.

 

[Archibald Nixon]

I'll start off: This was posted on a picture blog that had a shot of the Large Hadron Collider on it. I’m not sure why I never sent the response...maybe it stunk of a troll at the time. Anyway, this twat starts in:

Oh, where to start? First reason: the guys running it have no idea what it will really do once it’s up and running. I am not comforted by the thought that some numbnut scientist will end the universe (and I know the odds are tiny that will happen) just to see what his shiny new toy does. It will be used to mostly prove and disprove theories, which is asinine in my opinion. At an expected cost of €3.2–6.4 billion, couldn’t they have used their giant brains to come up with a better way to spend that ungodly amount of money?

My response:

NO idea? They gave the top physicists & engineers on the entire planet a few billion dollars just ‘cause, what the hell, they wanted to fuck around with the building blocks of reality in the same spirit as, say, psycho kids at the beach feeding aspririn to seagulls to see if their stomachs explode? It's not at all possible they might actually know what they're doing; that their knowledge in these matters surpasses ours by about...oh, I dunno...a GAZILLION TIMES.

I'm sure the greater insight you've gleaned from thousands of hysterical science-gone-wrong stories in movies, comics, cable, etc. trumps all of the palpable facts & data these “guys” have gleaned over centuries of scientific progress. You’re right: I bet they have NO IDEA what the risks & pitfalls might be --unlike yourself. People should listen to you. I mean, you SAW what happened in Jurassic Park.

You think it's asinine to prove & disprove theories; to seek answers to questions, as it were. You're absolutely correct. I mean..."theories"! Pfft...who cares, right?! Who gives a shit if we can get to the moon (wait...we did that, right? How the fuck did we manage it? Did we sacrifice the right goat on the right night? Did we climb there on a pile of food stamps?) or go to Mars, or if we figure out that pesky Unified Field Thingamajigger that might shed light on how to make something like fusion, the “power of the future” for the past fifty years, actually work and provide cheap, clean energy? It's not like any problem ever got solved by, y'know, trying to answer those silly questions and solve those pesky little problems that rear up along the way!

Yes, it is truly scandalous that they "used their giant brains" to spend an amount of money so ungodly that it amounts to less than 1/100th of what the best & brightest in our nation's Capitol just approved to defibrillate a bleeding-from-every-orifice financial system? A one-time expenditure that’s roughly equal to NASA's annual budget? What the hell were they thinking?

"In the history of everything that works, there was a time when it didn't work."

 

[Dick Prickle]

I never saved those

 

[Archibald Nixon]

Really. You all really want to keep feeding this beast. It was going so sweetly into the great night of page 2+, and oh goody, here comes Ed, reliable as taxes, to fuck the corpse right back to zombie life. And before anyone accuses me of the same: I wouldn't even THINK of posting this more than an hour or two after whichever latest knucklehead happened to bump it to the front of the line --and for no better reason than to showcase their wit. BF will inevitably do the same; do you really want to this schmuck's work for him?

Let it end. Let the tumbleweeds reign, for fuckssakes.

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[Bickendan]

Excellent thread. Bookmarked.