Have any of the girls here ever cheated on their man...WITH AUSTIN POWERS!?

[CaptainWacky]

No, thought not.

 

[Cassie]

No, but he looked kinda like Austin Powers, and he said yeah Baby alot.

 

[CaptainWacky]

That was Tony Blair.

 

[FBI parte due]

I thought it was Cindy Sheehan.

 

[Tisiphone]

I thought he made all us girls horny?

 

[Ishcabittle]

Austin Powers jokes will never get stale. Never.

 

[I Love Cunt]

My man is Austin Powers.

 

[CaptainWacky]

FIGURATIVELY?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

FOOK MI? FOOK YU!!!

(YU?)

 

[CaptainWacky]

yu wanker

 

[Cassie]

Get in mah bellah!!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

SEND IN DE CLOOOOOONE!!!

 

[CaptainWacky]

I liked the Tom Cruise cameo in the third one: proved that he is a perfectly sane gentelman and SCIENTOLOGY IS THE WAY AND THE LIGHT.

 

[Cassie]

OMG the clock is fucked up again!

 

[Cassie]

Tom Cruise is Xenu reincarnated... OMG the thetans are coming, the thetans are coming! Wrap yourself in tin foil!!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

OOOOH CULTADELIC BABY!! YEAH!!!

 

[Tisiphone]

Shazaam!!!!!!

 

[Cassie]

Shall we shag now, or shall we shag later? How do you like to do it? Do you like to wash up first? You know, top and tails... whores bath? Personally before I'm on the job, I like to give my undercarriage a bit of a how's your father!