Have you ever been to a fight club?

[CaptainWacky]

According to film and television, every city, town and possibly village in the world has its own fight club, for the main character to discover one night when they're feeling a bit broody. Have you ever been to your local fight club? Did you fight yourself or just stand at the side going "RRRRRRR!" while fat bloke beat the shit out of each other's bumholes? Was it a normal fight club or one of those super powered fight clubs they have in super hero films and tv shows? Were you a bit aroused by the violence you inflicted/witnessed?

 

[Dr Dave]

I have not.

 

[Cassie]

DO NOT TALK ABOUT FIGHT CLUB

 

[Dr Dave]

Yeah!

 

[Loktar]

According to film and television, every city, town and possibly village in the world has its own fight club, for the main character to discover one night when they're feeling a bit broody. Have you ever been to your local fight club? Did you fight yourself or just stand at the side going "RRRRRRR!" while fat bloke beat the shit out of each other's bumholes? Was it a normal fight club or one of those super powered fight clubs they have in super hero films and tv shows? Were you a bit aroused by the violence you inflicted/witnessed?

Yes. I was the fat bloke. Normal fight club. Slightly aroused, stiff nipples, no chub.

 

[whisky]

No but I've been to some shite pubs.

 

[Dr Dave]

Loktar invented Park Bench fight club.

 

[Loktar]

Loktar invented Park Bench fight club.

Shhhhh! Those sentient transforming benches from Benchertron are supposed to be Top Secret.

 

[Dr Dave]

That's been on the internet for years!

 

[CaptainWacky]

I doubt tv and movies have lied to me; clearly you all haven't been looking in the right places.

 

[Loktar]

I doubt tv and movies have lied to me; clearly you all haven't been looking in the right places.

I doubt video games have lied to me either. MORTAL KOMBAT!!!!

 

[CaptainWacky]

GET OVER HERE.