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Have you ever hit somebody with half a brick?

CaptainWacky

CaptainWacky

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They're easier to carry and conceal than whole bricks, but they don't do quite as much damage. Still, if you hit the victim just right you can leave them badly hurt.
 
The thread title is kind of misleading. You're the one with the half brick. You're using it as a weapon. The "somebdy" doesnt have half a brick. Well, they could, but they don't reach for it in time. You get the drop on them. With half a brick.
 
Incredible. This is a true story.

When I was a kid I had a friend and we used to play brick dare. We played it in tumbled down ruined brick barn.

You each stood behind a short wall (about 3 foot high) and each had a half brick.

You then threw it at the other player and they had to move out of the way. How long you left it was the essential game.

I was rubbish at it, and hid behind my wall too quickly.

My friend threw a particularly good shot and shouted "Watch Out!"

I didn't hear him, so popped my head up and said "wha?"

That was when the half brick hit me in the mouth and knocked one of my front teeth out.

I remember the nerve dangling down like a little worm and the blood obviously.

I can laugh about it now...
 
Incredible. This is a true story.

When I was a kid I had a friend and we used to play brick dare. We played it in tumbled down ruined brick barn.

You each stood behind a short wall (about 3 foot high) and each had a half brick.

You then threw it at the other player and they had to move out of the way. How long you left it was the essential game.

I was rubbish at it, and hid behind my wall too quickly.

My friend threw a particularly good shot and shouted "Watch Out!"

I didn't hear him, so popped my head up and said "wha?"

That was when the half brick hit me in the mouth and knocked one of my front teeth out.

I remember the nerve dangling down like a little worm and the blood obviously.

I can laugh about it now...
 
Never threw a brick, but I threw a huge chunk of ice at my neighbor and walloped him right in the kidney. Booyah! I won that snowball fight.
 
A kid throw a full brick at me once, I caught it and threw it back at his head, he ducked, but he didn't pick it up again.
 
I was busting bricks with a hammer and managed to hit myself in the head with the hammer once!
 
I got half my front tooth knocked out by some kid! Might have been half a brick or just a big rock. I don't know if he actually meant to hit me and knock my tooth out. I always feel the part where the fake tooth connects with my tongue.
 
I have never tossed a brick at somebody.

One time though, Myself, Bick, and Bick's dad went to the dump to get rid of some bricks, and Bick and I tossed Bicks into the garbage pile.

It was good fun.
 
Dr Dave said:
I have never tossed a brick at somebody.

One time though, Myself, Bick, and Bick's dad went to the dump to get rid of some bricks, and Bick and I tossed Bicks into the garbage pile.

It was good fun.
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And thus the world finally knows what happened to the other Bicks.
 
My friend Jeff and I got into trouble for throwing rocks and pebbles into the street. We got into trouble because one of the rocks hit a moving car.

HEY WE WERE LIKE 4 OR 5 YEARS OLD WHADDAYA EXPECT
 
headvoid said:
Incredible. This is a true story.

When I was a kid I had a friend and we used to play brick dare. We played it in tumbled down ruined brick barn.

You each stood behind a short wall (about 3 foot high) and each had a half brick.

You then threw it at the other player and they had to move out of the way. How long you left it was the essential game.

I was rubbish at it, and hid behind my wall too quickly.

My friend threw a particularly good shot and shouted "Watch Out!"

I didn't hear him, so popped my head up and said "wha?"

That was when the half brick hit me in the mouth and knocked one of my front teeth out.

I remember the nerve dangling down like a little worm and the blood obviously.

I can laugh about it now...
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Where I grew up there was a big field between our house and the neighbor's house. After our dads mowed the field, all the neighborhood kids would get together and pack coffee cans with the clippings to make grass bricks. We'd make forts out of the bricks to use as a shield while we threw coke bottles and rocks at each other. It is a miracle we didn't kill each other playing fake war.
 
Bricks are for amateurs. They're square and awkward and don't fit right in the hand, and unless you're a hell of a good shot you stand to miss entirely with a throw. Now if you really want to jack somebody up in a fight, take off your sock and fill it with a handful of sand or small rocks, then knot the end. The knot provides a handhold, the sock provides swing velocity and a durable pocket, and the sand packs itself down nicely, especially if it's damp.You lay one swipe across a person's temple or jaw and the fight is mostly over. Even a glancing blow hurts like hell and leaves a baseball sized welt.

Or so I have heard. I'm a pacifist. I never fight or sneak up behind people or wait in their garage or follow them to their house or anything.
 
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