Have you vomited on an elderly person today?

[The Question]

If not, what are you waiting for?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

The annual family picnic is this weekend, so I have hope.

 

[The Question]

Fill up on potato salad, then chase it with a shot of Ipecac. That way when you "repaint" Grampaw, it'll be nice 'n' chunky.

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

I haven't puked on anyone in awhile. Good idea!

 

[The Question]

It's never the wrong time to hurl on an elderly. :yes:

 

[NeonMercuryASH]

I sneezed on one. Does that count?

 

[The Question]

Well, that's close. But next time, fill up with potato salad, macaroni salad, or chili. Nothing says, "I just looooooooove you!" like a chunky repaint all down the front. Also, clear out some of your PMs, I can't send you any 'cause it says your box is full.

 

[NeonMercuryASH]

I cleared out some.

 

[jack]

My dog just puked in the car, does that count?

 

[The Question]

Depends. Is it an old car?

 

[headvoid]

I am over 40 and my son recently puked on me. Does this shared experience fit?

 

[jack]

Depends. Is it an old car?

It's an '01 Yukon XL with 280k on it......

 

[The Question]

Oh, yeah, then that's kosher. But in another 10 years, you'll have to be the one to do the vomiting.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Had a lovely time at the picnic, but no one vomited. Lots of people probably pooped their brains out after eating so much, but that's about it.

 

[The Question]

So many missed opportunities...