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Have you vomited on an elderly person today?

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Banned.
If not, what are you waiting for?
 
The annual family picnic is this weekend, so I have hope.
 
Fill up on potato salad, then chase it with a shot of Ipecac. That way when you "repaint" Grampaw, it'll be nice 'n' chunky.
 
It's never the wrong time to hurl on an elderly. :yes:
 
I sneezed on one. Does that count?
 
Well, that's close. But next time, fill up with potato salad, macaroni salad, or chili. Nothing says, "I just looooooooove you!" like a chunky repaint all down the front. Also, clear out some of your PMs, I can't send you any 'cause it says your box is full.
 
I cleared out some.
 
My dog just puked in the car, does that count?
 
Depends. Is it an old car?
 
I am over 40 and my son recently puked on me. Does this shared experience fit?
 
Oh, yeah, then that's kosher. But in another 10 years, you'll have to be the one to do the vomiting.
 
Had a lovely time at the picnic, but no one vomited. Lots of people probably pooped their brains out after eating so much, but that's about it.
 
So many missed opportunities... :(
 
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