HEIDENREICH & MICHAEL COLE

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CELEBRITY COUPLE OF 2005

 

[CaptainWacky]

How could they let the once in a lifetime talent that is Heidenreich slip through their fingers?

 

[Gagh]

Cole clearly enjoyed his presence - example:

 

[CaptainWacky]

Yeah, you can see that he didn't like it at first but as it went on he started to get into it.

 

[Gagh]

LUCKILY FOR HACKSAW, HE ALREADY HAS A DATE

 

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UNLIKE FAT ANIMAL LOL

 

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BUT AT LEAST HEIDI MADE SPECIAL FRIENDS LOL

 

[CaptainWacky]

Heidenreich never raped those kids. They came on to him.

 

[Gagh]

AT LEAST HE MADE HULK DANCE WITH JOY

 

[Gagh]

AND JYD TOO LOL

 

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AND ESPECIALLY VINCE!

 

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EVEN PIPER WORKED THROUGH THE HIP REPLACEMENT TO DANCE A HIGHLAND FLING!

 

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AND AFTER HACKSAW'S DATE, HE AND ANDRE HAD A VERY SPECIAL DANCE OF THEIR OWN!

 

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OBVIOUSLY, AFTER COLE, HEIDI GOT A BIT HUNGRY

 

[CaptainWacky]

You must spread some TKarma around before giving it to Gagh again.

 

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BUT WHEN MICHAEL WENT TO TAZZ, HEIDI NEEDED TO LOOK FOR OTHER ENTERTAINMENT. PAUL HEYMAN WAS ESPECIALLY IMPRESSED.

 

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OBVIOUSLY, THAT WAS DOOMED TO FAIL, SO HEIDI EASILY MADE OTHER ACQUAINTANCES

 

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FINALLY, HEIDI HAD MET SOMEBODY WHO WOULD LISTEN, AND SO THEY LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER TOGETHER FOREVER MORE ON HEAT DARK MATCHES!

 

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AND FINALLY THEY PUT THE SMILE BACK ON ROCKY'S FACE!

 

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AND TED WAS SO PLEASED, HE BROKE OFF HIS CONVERSATIONS WITH JESUS TO EXPRESS DELIGHT. IT WAS SUCH A GOOD TIME, I TURNED UP AS IRS, MY EVIL TAXMAN GUISE!