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HELLO, FUCKING MORONS.

The Question

The Question

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You may be asking yourselves, "Why am I locked in here?" Well, I'll fucking tell you why. Yeah, I know there's a whole 'nother thread right up top telling you why, but you're probably too goddamn stupid to read it. And since I got at least two of you put in this little padded room, maybe you'll actually pay attention to this:

NO ILLEGAL SHIT ON THE BOARD. NO MALE GENITALIA.

The first one is a No Fucking Brainer. The second one is shit that people who might be at work on a lunch break don't want on their fucking screens in a public place. You need to put a spoiler on that shit so people have a chance to NOT FUCKING SEE IT if seeing it will get them in deep shit.

YA FUCKIN' GOT THAT, YOU RETARDED SHIT SNIFFERS?
 
You are shitting me??? You run this board??? YOU are the reason I am down in daycare??? You sorry sack of shit yourself.






Where is his bad self?? I haven't seen him in a couple of days...........you hiding from me TQ???





You are scared of me aren't you??






You should be.

























I know you are feeling me.
 
^who are you talking to Dirty Bastard? I wouldn't PM that Cunt of a Lesbian for anything. She might be T'Bonz for all I know.

You know T'Bonz.............the stalker.............the lesbo............who wants me bad............she wants to lick my pussy.



*Shudders*
 
Jillian, we all know you can't get any dick. There's no shame in licking a little pussy every now and then, specially if it's all that YOU can get.
 
FederalAgent007 said:
^who are you talking to Dirty Bastard? I wouldn't PM that Cunt of a Lesbian for anything. She might be T'Bonz for all I know.

You know T'Bonz.............the stalker.............the lesbo............who wants me bad............she wants to lick my pussy.



*Shudders*
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<Joe Pesci voice>What if I was ta just beat da ever lovin' shit outta ya?</JPV>
 
Mandi said:
Jillian, we all know you can't get any dick. There's no shame in licking a little pussy every now and then, specially if it's all that YOU can get.
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Weren't you complaining about No Dick while in Portland?
 
The Question said:
<Joe Pesci voice>What if I was ta just beat da ever lovin' shit outta ya?</JPV>
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I guess it would be better than you putting a bullet in my head.

Or sending MentalCase in to put a bullet in my head.


I don't know..............both sound terrible and I~~JillianBacardi~~know what you guys are capable of.
 
Who died and made you a pseudo-god?

The Question said:
You may be asking yourselves, "Why am I locked in here?" Well, I'll fucking tell you why. Yeah, I know there's a whole 'nother thread right up top telling you why, but you're probably too goddamn stupid to read it. And since I got at least two of you put in this little padded room, maybe you'll actually pay attention to this:

NO ILLEGAL SHIT ON THE BOARD. NO MALE GENITALIA.

The first one is a No Fucking Brainer. The second one is shit that people who might be at work on a lunch break don't want on their fucking screens in a public place. You need to put a spoiler on that shit so people have a chance to NOT FUCKING SEE IT if seeing it will get them in deep shit.

YA FUCKIN' GOT THAT, YOU RETARDED SHIT SNIFFERS?
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As a matter of fact, you're a shit-packer with no grace to give the little boys the courtesy of a reach around when splitting their peaches. Whatta perv you've turned out to be.
 
seventy7shadows said:
As a matter of fact, you're a shit-packer with no grace to give the little boys the courtesy of a reach around when splitting their peaches. Whatta perv you've turned out to be.
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Are you talking about MentalCase?? *shudders*.........that guys obsession over Michael Jackson was telling in itself.
 
^Mentalcase is right at the top of the list

of little nubile boys, but there are several here who love to pump their peaches, if you catch my drift. When the flames are jumping that high, a blind gerbil can see the truth.
 
^Q, you mean people at work are here? Jesus H Christ

why aren't they working? Wait, let me guess, they're fucking bored, right? Did I get it right? Dammit, now it all makes sense. Q, are you trying to look tough? It's not working one damn bit. Not one ounce of toughness. It's tough to be tough when you don't have a pair.
 
^Q, I know what could possibly give you a pair

Drink a fifth of Jack Daniel's, that may give you a pair. That is, if you have a pair, and yes, even if they haven't dropped yet, they're still a pair.
 
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