starguard
Unluckiest Charm in the Box
So there I was, sitting on the beach minding my own business, when all of a sudden I sense this horrible smell. Smells like old dried up sea weed. All of a sudden I look over my shoulder, and see this crusty old wench roll out this grimy beach towel and laid down besides me with this old ancient robe on. I'm sitting there looking at this old sea witch wondering what ship wreck she came from, when suddenly she stands up and drops her robe..
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..now here I am screaming down the beach yelling bloody murder trying to get away from this walking relic. I look over my shoulder and can still hear her calling to me.
Eee hehehe..come to me my pretty, let me plant a big wet kiss on ya
Now my heart is beating about 1000 times a second. I tripped over some drift wood and before I knew it, here she is standing over the top of me trying to put those crusty claws she had for hands all over my body, with sand fleas and seagulls flying all over the place. When she puckered up, I screamed so loud that I blacked out. Next thing I knew I woke up in the back of an ambulance with about a million people standing around. When I asked them where she went, they all said they heard some fog horn out on the water somewhere and she turned and went back into the sea again....
Man.. you can't even go to the beach anymore these days. :huh:
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..now here I am screaming down the beach yelling bloody murder trying to get away from this walking relic. I look over my shoulder and can still hear her calling to me.
Eee hehehe..come to me my pretty, let me plant a big wet kiss on ya
Now my heart is beating about 1000 times a second. I tripped over some drift wood and before I knew it, here she is standing over the top of me trying to put those crusty claws she had for hands all over my body, with sand fleas and seagulls flying all over the place. When she puckered up, I screamed so loud that I blacked out. Next thing I knew I woke up in the back of an ambulance with about a million people standing around. When I asked them where she went, they all said they heard some fog horn out on the water somewhere and she turned and went back into the sea again....
Man.. you can't even go to the beach anymore these days. :huh:
