Help: I just got stabbed in the head with some scissors by a 4 year old girl

[starguard]

Little bitch comes running in the room and challenges me to a something called a "Sholin Showdown".. then pulls out some scissors and stabs me in the head.

I think she might have been a midget in disguise.

 

[Mentalist]

It's "Shaolin."

 

[Robert "Monkey" Loggia]

Fucking midgets.

 

[jack]

4 year old girls rarely are wandering anywhere at 3 am.

 

[Conchaga]

She's been watching too much Kill Bill.