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I arrive at a place for trolls and upon signing up am told "By agreeing to these rules, you warrant that you will not post any messages that are obscene, vulgar, sexually-oriented, hateful, threatening, or otherwise violative of any laws."

What's a troll to do?
 
FBI parte due said:
Just that. Don't violate US law, and don't piss off mm.
sadly, I tend to piss people off :(

I really don't know what it is about me, but people (ok, mostly men) get their lil man panties in a wad. Please refer to the first gentleman (term used in the loosest possible sense) who replied to my thread.

*sigh*

EDIT: Oh welcome hate. We'll have to work on that nasty lil patch of sour grapes there honey!
 
FBI parte due said:
Just that. Don't violate US law, and don't piss off mm.
If I tell you to fuck off is that vulgar?

Or do I have to tell you that your cock looks like a withered rat tail and I bet its head is up your ass?
 
hate said:
If I tell you to fuck off is that vulgar?

Or do I have to tell you that your cock looks like a withered rat tail and I bet its head is up your ass?
Oh unfortunately I'll have to warn you for that post.

Such an unfortunate way to start things off.
 
FBI parte due said:
I'd love to see you piss off missmanners without using child porn. Feel free to try. :)
Oh it's never my intention to piss people off. It just.... happens sometimes, Ok, ALL THE TIME, but I really think it has more to do with their own pent up sexual frustrations.
 
Grandtheftcow said:
Oh unfortunately I'll have to warn you for that post.

Such an unfortunate way to start things off.
This is a verbal warning?
Do I get spanked next?
 
We're really not into trolls, anymore. We got over that a while ago, sadly. Now we just sit and act superior to everyone else.
 
FBI parte due said:
We're really not into trolls, anymore. We got over that a while ago, sadly. Now we just sit and act superior to everyone else.
So you are a bunch of trolls that couldn't even entertain yourselves?


wow.
you need more than cookies.
 
hate said:
I arrive at a place for trolls and upon signing up am told "By agreeing to these rules, you warrant that you will not post any messages that are obscene, vulgar, sexually-oriented, hateful, threatening, or otherwise violative of any laws."

What's a troll to do?


suck it, dual
 
hate said:
If I tell you to fuck off is that vulgar?

Or do I have to tell you that your cock looks like a withered rat tail and I bet its head is up your ass?

I wouldn't mind tying you to a makeshift plywood pillory, and while grimly lipsynching the lyrics to "The Worst That Could Happen" pour hydrocloric acid on your vagina (already stuffed with brie and broken glass) till it's wide enough to force a 6 foot habitrail extension in uncomfortably.

Then I'd get a starving Hambil and a coat hanger. After coaxing Hambil up the tube, the shock on your face would be amusing to watch, somewhat.
 
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