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Heroes, or things you don't like about them

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Tyrant

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Mwuahahhaha. I need to get started on this thing.


www.heroessucks.com


The entire thing is meant to be a troll project. And once I finish with some other obligations, it's on.

Some 'articles' I started to write late one night while I was punchy:

Mr. Linderman's death was pointless. Thompson's death was pointless. There was no prevalent development, good or otherwise, between Bennet and Mr. Thompson. It's almost as though if the writers can't handle characters displaying emotions which go beyond teenage angst. D.L. sounds like a mewling kitten every time he utters his son's name (and makes that face, you know, the one where someone's jabbing a pumpkin up his ass?)
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A Haitian-looking guy

How does one distinguish a Haitian-looking man from an African-American? Inquiring minds wish to know. Black? Is he black?


"Find the Haitian." It's one of those elephants in the room.
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"Hey, everyone. I can move objects with my mind and hear other people's thoughts. Oh, what a horrible state of affairs."
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I should probably get around to finishing one of them after I do other stuff I haven't finished.


What do you not like about Heroes?
 
The word 'rue' is just not used enough these days. Neither is the word 'trollop.'

Speaking of... that Hayden's one cute kid.

Meanwhile, I don't care for Sylar's obnoxious eyebrows.
 
The ending was anti-climatic. I was hoping for more explosions.

And why did Hiro leave the sword with his buddy, after chasing after it the whole season?

Also, I prefer harlot to trollop.
 
Peter's not dead, nothing can kill him!

I loved the last episode, but I agree that there wasn't enough of a fight. Sylar mostly got beaten up by Peter punching him(though some say he was using Nikki's power.. doesn't really matter). I wanted a cool CGI laden showdown, not punches.

All the times Sylar could've been killed but someone chickened out.. Mohinder knocked him unconscious and then LEFT. He should've killed the bastard like he was about to when he had the GUN!!

Sylar's change of heart in the last couple of episodes wasn't really explained.. one minute he seemed almost human again, saying he didn't want to blow up NY and be responsible for so many needless deaths.. then he hits his mother with a snowglobe(accident?), kills Ted, stands on a roof and says "boom".

Peter and Sylar are annoying.

Sylar's eyebrows are annoying.
 
Fuddlemiff said:
Sylar's change of heart in the last couple of episodes wasn't really explained.. one minute he seemed almost human again, saying he didn't want to blow up NY and be responsible for so many needless deaths.. then he hits his mother with a snowglobe(accident?), kills Ted, stands on a roof and says "boom".
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After his mother's accidental death, it's likely he saw the dystopian version of the future, in which he would become president thanks to the explosion.
 
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