Hey, anybody wanna fuck Paris Hilton?

[starguard]

 

[starguard]

I know if I had the chance to, I'd pound that pussy so hard that I'd bang the hairs off of it!

:kitty:

 

[Gagh]

That's nice. Would you like your Peanut Butter Oreo before Daddy tucks you in?

 

[Mentalist]

Paris Hilton is an ugly hook nosed skank.

 

[Big Dick McGee]

No. She's hideously ugly, and her personality is that of a pus-filled, maggot infested, herpes-laden cock. With apologies to pus, maggots, and herpes for the unfavourable comparison.

 

[Gagh]

her personality is that of a pus-filled, maggot infested, herpes-laden cock.

How many of those have you come across to enable the comparison?

 

[WillsZenith]

id rather fuck tinkerbell......

 

[Gagh]

Julia Roberts? Yeah. Me too.

 

[Mentalist]

Could be fatal... To Tinker.

 

[Gagh]

Especially if she has a mouse trap up her box.

 

[eloisel]

I heard Paris Hilton made the "Dead List" for 2006. Don't know why because she is still very young.

 

[Name Pending]

Well, I've done better and certainly worse.

 

[Mirah]

Oh come on.
I think I would do her.
At least pull her hair some, slap her ass, and listen to her scream.

 

[jack]

You don't have to do that to get her to scream, the way I understand it.