Hey Eggs what did you do for Tartan Week?

[CaptainWacky]

YEAH YOU CAN'T GET ONE PASSED ME I KNOW NEW YORK IS ALL SCOTTISH THIS WEEK FOR SOME SHITTY REASON OKAY?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

News to me. *looks online*

I should tell my Scot roomie about it, since there's a parade tomorrow...being Irish, I would only go to throw things.

http://www.tartanweek.com/

SPONSORED BY GLENFIDITCH *hic* :bigass:

 

[CaptainWacky]

The SCottish and the IRish don't hate each other. Well, half the Scottish hate half the Irish, but half the Irish hate half the Irish as well. HOW COULD YOU MISS IT NEW YORK WAS TURNED INTO A SCOTTISH WONDERLAND!

 

[Harkley]

NEW YORK WAS PART OF YORK ONCE IT WAS A SUNDAY.

 

[CaptainWacky]

L. RON HUBBARD FOUNDED NEW YORK

 

[Ishcabittle]

I WENT TO NEW YOURRRKING ONCE BUT THERE WERE ONLY A BUNCH OF OLD PEOPLE THERE, PICKING THEIR BUNIONS.S.A.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

In honor of Scotland's tropical weather patterns, it's raining for the parade today, which started 2 hours ago and is probably spilling into a pub as I type.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I WENT TO NEW YOURRRKING ONCE BUT THERE WERE ONLY A BUNCH OF OLD PEOPLE THERE, PICKING THEIR BUNIONS.S.A.

You got on the wrong train and ended up in Long Island.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I HEARD NEW YORK IS CHANING IT NAME TO NEW OCH AYE THE NOO LADDIE

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

TARTAN FEVAR SWEEPS TEH CITY!!!

http://www.1010wins.com/pages/23250.php

 

[jack]

i DRANK TWO SHOTS OF THE MCCALLEN 25.

HOW'S MY ASS CRACK, WACK?

 

[CaptainWacky]

I heard Sean Connery fell o'er.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Face first into Elle Macpherson's boobage. She laughed and lifted his head and dropped it into the tartan sheet cake on the buffet table.

Connery was heard to say HAWR.

 

[CaptainWacky]

He then said "OCH, I'VE GOT A STONER IN MY BRITCHES AGNUS!"

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

He's a funny guy. Some think good looking, too.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Harrison Ford thinks so.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

He smokes pot and shags a skeletor (Calista Flockhart).

You can actually hear bones rattle when he's in there...

 

[CaptainWacky]

Maybe he inflates her before sex.