HEY MENTY, WHY DID THAT BALL BOY JUST LIE ON THE BALL LIKE THAT ANYWAY?

[CaptainWacky]

BOY BALLS AREN'T SUPPOSED TO DO THAT, I WOULD ASSUME.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

*perk*

 

[headvoid]

17 year old ball boy with a chairman of the football club dad...

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

*droop*

 

[curiousa2z]

he was just trying to hold up the game, the arse. Ida kicked him "accidently" too.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Why didn't the footballer give him an elbow drop.

 

[curiousa2z]

HA! -he should have - he'd already got a red card anyway!

 

[curiousa2z]

Menty's team played against my team today. A HOUSE DIVIDED.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

More like HALF A HOUSE DIVIDED, THE OTHER HALF ABANDONED. :shock:

 

[CaptainWacky]

Are they actually called "ball boys" in football?

 

[curiousa2z]

yes. and females are the ball girls....

I cannot comment on the term " ball girls".

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

It's what they are called in baseball too, although I imagine the job responsibilities are a little different.

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[CaptainWacky]

In the future they'll all be robots.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

I thought ball boys were supposed to be impartial, so he deserved to get kicked. It looked like he was a footballer in the making, though. Doubling over in mock agony until someone paid attention.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I HOPE HE COST MENTY'S FAVOURITE TEAM A WIN.

FUCK MENTY.

 

[curiousa2z]

nah, neither team was Menty's...you just miss him

HAPPY NOW MENTALIST YOU BROKE THE CAPTAIN'S HEART

 

[CaptainWacky]

No, it's been too long now to even miss him anymore. He's just an abstract concept I can barely conceive of now, like love or compassion.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Or brussel sprouts.

 

[Cassie]

BABY CABBAGES.

 

[curiousa2z]

Oh yeah - they LOOK like cute baby cabbages- but THEN you eat them.. Brussel sprouts taste like sulfur - ergo they come from hell.