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Hey Neon....

There once a man named mcSweeney
who spilled some gin on his weenie
so, to appear couth
he added Vermouth
and slipped his girl a Martini.
 
A young gentleman (not a fool)
asked a woman who'd sucked off a mule
"Don't you find that quite sordid?"
"Mais non!" she retorted
"En Francais we are taught this at school!"
 
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