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Hey Omega Weapon!

Ishcabittle

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When one of your two mouths has something to eat, does the other one taste it? Are there two separate digestive tracts? What about when one vurps (vomit burp)?

How do you masturbate? Do you even have sexual organs? What kind of mate would you take if you could, and how long would you remain monogamous?

Just been wonderin', is all.
 
Attempt to engage him in partially intellectual argument.



You will be sorely disappointed ;)
 
Ishcabittle said:
When one of your two mouths has something to eat, does the other one taste it? Are there two separate digestive tracts? What about when one vurps (vomit burp)?
The mouths are for aesthetic purposes, such as striking fear into the enemies of Omega Weapon, and for communication.

How do you masturbate?
Omega Weapon traverses the spaces between the stars; Omega Weapon has no desire for such miniscule and brief mortal pleasures.

Do you even have sexual organs?
Omega Weapon can materialize anything Omega Weapon pleases.

What kind of mate would you take if you could, and how long would you remain monogamous?
Red-head, and for all eternity.

Just been wonderin', is all.
Omega Weapon greatly respects those who search for knowledge. Have a titanium cookie.
 
I LOVED THE WAY ISCH LAYETH THE SMACKETH DOWN ON ALL OUR PURT YOUNG BOTTIES.
 
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