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Hey, Shalamar

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RobL

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Do you still have that dead cat of yours? (Mr silk, or whatever). Is the carcass still in good shape?

One of my Korean friends at work has offered to cook me an "authentic" dish, however, were having difficulty getting some of the ingredients. We'd go to the animal shelter, but he said that they won't let him take any more animals for some such reason.

I'm thinking we could help each other out here. Extend a hand of goodwill between the boards, if you will. :)
 
Sorry RobL but Mr. Soft as Silk's ashes were scattered at a friends farm - though he would have hated that - he far prefered the soft comforts of indolent indoor living.

but even if I was going to 'grok' him in traditional Martian fashion, I would waste any of him on you.

You aren't worthy of him.
 
CU - well you just gotta prove what scum you are on a regular basis, don't you?

You and RobL make a nice couple.
 
Too fucking funny. half the fun is figuring this shit out. Shal, you're quite a piece of work, you realize this?
 
BTW Shal ... Why isn't your signature at EI within the set guideline?

Your damn banner is 194 pixels in height then add your tribute text and your wayyyy over the 200 pixels allowed.

Lets get that down to correct size today or I will have to start a thread asking that you remove it. Them rules are there for a reason!!!!!!!!!!!
 
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Ru, you don't have a leg to stand on here either - the sig size is now set by the board software - or so we were told when the last up date came out. Take a look at other sigs running round the board.

And I really do hate to see Specs having to take a week off for telling the truth. Sigh...

Life's a bitch and eventually it will come round to where it's supposed to be. And I'll be there waiting.
 
And LOL to CU - yeah cats and coyotes don't mix, coyotes are just to damn big - but I do have to say the cat my family had when I was a kid, huge white angora, about 30 pounds - tore the shit out of a full grown English Mastiff, ripped it's face to shreds and did a ride round the neighborhood on it's back, just laying into the dog. The vet bill was impressive, and since the Mastiff started it we didn't have to pay.
 
Shal said:
And LOL to CU - yeah cats and coyotes don't mix, coyotes are just to damn big - but I do have to say the cat my family had when I was a kid, huge white angora, about 30 pounds - tore the shit out of a full grown English Mastiff, ripped it's face to shreds and did a ride round the neighborhood on it's back, just laying into the dog. The vet bill was impressive, and since the Mastiff started it we didn't have to pay.
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See, that's the difference between a dog and a coyote. A dog takes'em head on. A coyote lurks in the bushes and waits for the cat to let his guard down, then rushes out and snaps the neck.

Let me emphasize that: a coyote lurks in the bushes and waits for the cat to let his guard down.
 
CU, you think I'm going to let my guard down? And I'm hella lot bigger and meaner than any house cat.

The coyote may find he's taken on a tiger.
 
Shal said:
CU, you think I'm going to let my guard down? And I'm hella lot bigger and meaner than any house cat.

The coyote may find he's taken on a tiger.
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For someone so sick and frail , shouldn't you be laying down and resting.
 
Shal said:
CU, you think I'm going to let my guard down? And I'm hella lot bigger and meaner than any house cat.

The coyote may find he's taken on a tiger.
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What are you...psycho or something? Where did I threaten you?
 
CU, why, I never said you threatened me, not at all.

nor did I threaten you. Just making a comment.

Not psyco, just Texan

and Ru, I'm sound enough to take care of myself, promise you that.
 
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