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Hey Tea Drinkers

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Whats wrong with you anyways? Whats this obsession with tea? Seriuosly? How good for you is it? And why do you drink it so much? WTF? Isn't it just flavored water like everything else?
WTF is up with the tea bag? I mean srsly.
 
I had a serious quarrel with some irish madmen once who wanted to put the milk in after!
I mean, REALLY! :rwmad:
 
Tea bags are the spawn of Satan...REAL tea drinkes demand loose leaf!

And a tea cozy. Boiling water. And preheat the teapot would ya?

Milk after, or it will scald..

(Sounds silly, but no-more so than "Give me a grande ventti 1/2 caf soy sugar-free mocha vanilla caramel kona caffe' latte please." WTF!? Coffee please - and the real stuff, not that American black water!)

And tea is high in anti-oxidants! (Although I mainly drink black tea - Irish Breakfast or Assam - which isn't as high...)

Green tea ice cream is good too. So is boba ("bubble") tea...
 
you've already let the tea steep,one hopes, so it doesn't scald the milk when you pour it in, heathen.
milk has to start to boil to scald.

preheating the teapot is de rigeur, however.
 
curiousa2z said:
you've already let the tea steep,one hopes, so it doesn't scald the milk when you pour it in, heathen.
milk has to start to boil to scald.

preheating the teapot is de rigeur, however.
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Did I say "scald"? I meant something else...

But yes, goo steep...5-7 minutes for black tea, in a pre-heated teapot, with water still boiling when it touches the leaves.

I'm not a complete Cretin...
 
bryce, no one used the word "cretin" anywhere.
we are just in the middle of a troll about tea. ;)

oh, and DP's lol - ing about the word "teabag"...
 
O.K... I am probably the only person here that drinks tea on a regular basis.(stopped drinking coffee because it dehydrates the body). What I'd like to know, is who told all of you?


Is it possible... that we have a spy amongst us? :eek:
 
Boil water.
Pour in cup.
Drop in teabag.
Put plate on top.
A bit later come back and squeeze out teabag.
Add Honey
Add milk.

It's that easy.
 
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